One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mike Pence?

“Calling Mike Pence…”

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has reached what I can only describe as the part of 2-Drink Minimum set where he says, “Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy Dallas” —

Man, I’ll be the Republican nominee for prznint before Pence.

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9 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mike Pence?

  1. ali redford says:

    Boy, I don’t know how to toot these. I’ve been remiss on that, anyway, but now there’s even a button. I’m still inept with it.
    I’m tryin’! 😊


  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    He makes it sound like the final episode of “Seinfeld”.

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  3. gruaud says:

    Why is he doing this to himself? Is it survivor’s guilt?

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    • The pathetic grasp for power that drives all the hopeless, never gonna get there, third and fourth tier Presidential candidates willing to humiliate and debase themselves just for the delusional idea they could win.

      I’d say willing to discard all their principles to win but there is no evidence of Pence having any principles to discard.

      He was Mango Mussolinie’s what, 3rd or 4th choice after others had turned him down?

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    • Richard says:

      He wasted his opportunity. He could have helped his community. He decided to sit on the fence and now he has a fly crawling on his head.
      Just like a dog turd. Aint no church gonna fix that.


  4. annieasksyou says:

    It’s Upsy Downsy Land again…

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