Some Postprandial Stupid?

Scissorhead Skinny-D sends us the funniest story of the day with the greatest criminal masterminds of their generation:

US prisoners use toothbrush to dig hole, go for pancakes

As Skinny-D summarized,

“I think this was a Raising Arizona plot pitch that didn’t make the movie.”

That’s perfect. No notes.

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5 Responses to Some Postprandial Stupid?

  1. MDavis says:

    The two men, identified as John Garza, 37, and Arley Nemo, 43…

    I’m not clever enough to come up with a joke – but finding Nemo? If I was clever enough that joke would write itself.

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  2. They were busted at an IHOP. Now if they’d gone to a Waffle House no one would have noticed if they didn’t throw chairs at the staff..


  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If IHOP doesn’t use this in an ad, dump your stock because they’re finished.


    • tengrain says:

      “Pancakes so good you’d break out of prison for them!”

      Yeah, I can see variations on it now.




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