Illegitimate SCOTUS News: Water Seeks Its Own Level

Opus Dei and SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts

I love this story:

Washington lawyer Lisa S. Blatt’s argument at the Supreme Court began as they all do: “Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court.”

But her next line signaled that the following 84 minutes would not be run-of-the-mill: “This case involves a dog toy that copies Jack Daniel’s trademark and … associates its whiskey with dog poop.”

The majesty of the law, dontcha know.

If any governmental body should be debating chew toys and dog poop, well, our illegitimate SCOTUS seems appropriate. I suppose some of the Justices might have to recuse themselves, of course.

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7 Responses to Illegitimate SCOTUS News: Water Seeks Its Own Level

  1. One beelyun quatloos Justice Kagan has never owned a dog, or shopped for dog toys.

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      If Kagan DOES have a dog my quatloos would be on Kagan having already bought this chew toy for his dog and that he thinks it is just the funniest thing.

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      • paul fredine says:

        please note: justice kagan is not a ‘he’ or are you making a not-funny homophobic ‘joke’?


  2. ali redford says:

    Now just why, I ask, would they say “dog poop” in front of the freakin’ SCOTUS? It doesn’t take but a micro-second longer to say “canine feces” to the freakin’ SCOTUS.


  3. Jimmy T says:

    So you’re suggesting that a SCOTUS member may be chewing on dog toys? Either that or one of them might be chewing on dog poop? I wouldn’t be surprised if both were a thing given who they are…

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  4. H-Bob says:

    One of them might be chewing on dog poop and drinking Jack Daniels!

    Liked by 3 people

  5. pagan in repose says:

    So dog poop also seeks its own level? If so, it found the right SCOTUS.

    I’m enjoying the Dog and Wolf theme’s this morning.


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