Banana Republicans Worship Hair Füror

The AP is reporting that the enthusiasm of Possum Hollar to show up to Coup 2: Electric Boogaloo is not overwhelming:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Donald Trump’s calls for protests ahead of his anticipated indictment in New York have generated mostly muted reactions from supporters, with even some of his most ardent loyalists dismissing the idea as a waste of time or a law enforcement trap.

And of course the obvious: many of them are already in the slammer from the last time that they RSVP’ed to one of Hair Füror’s shindigs.

Since then, about 1,000 participants have been arrested, many racking up steep legal bills and expressing regret and contrition in court for their actions. Some have complained of feeling abandoned by Trump. And conspiracy theories that the riot was fueled or even set up by undercover law enforcement informants in the crowd have continued to flourish online, with Trump supporters citing that angst as a basis for steering clear of a new large-scale protest.

But then again, some recruits have been found!

The New York Young Republican Club has announced plans for a protest at an undisclosed location in Manhattan on Monday, and incendiary but isolated posts surfaced on fringe social media platforms from supporters calling for an armed confrontation with law enforcement at Trump’s Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago.

Hold up: NY Young Republican Club? Both of them? Also: young?

Anyway, the point is that the Medicare Motor Scooter Battalion is likely to stay in Possum Hollar. No one gets between a NYer and their morning bagel, I’m really not anticipating a riot.