News That Will Drive You To Drink: Vaal Hungers Edition

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Rupert Murdoch is engaged to marry Ann Lesley Smith


Billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch is preparing to walk down the aisle for the fifth time.

The 92-year-old tycoon revealed he’s engaged to marry Ann Lesley Smith in an article published Monday in the New York Post, one of his own publications.

Murdoch told gossip columnist Cindy Adams that he met his soon-to-be wife in September, when she visited his vineyard, the Moraga Estate, in Bel Air, California.

“I was very nervous,” Murdoch said of their whirlwind romance. “I dreaded falling in love – but I knew this would be my last. It better be. I’m happy.”

We hope it is your last, too.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink: Vaal Hungers Edition

  1. Textbook study in what love does not look like. When it exists nowhere in your life, you are incapable of recognizing the difference between human emotion and an exchange of goods & services.

    I don’t know (or care, or want to have any understanding of) the wretched human who would debase herself enough to… well, you know, but I hope she inherits everything.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    He dreads human feelings. Who’d a thunk it?

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  3. Whatever her personal and/or political agenda, I hope she has some canopic jars handy.

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    He’s screwed over so many people with the constant lies and bullshit coming from his Faux Snooze network that I doubt he’ll have time for her, but maybe that is okay with her. She may just be a world class grifter herself…

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  5. MDavis says:

    That man in the picture – does he have tiny hands? With short fingers? Is he a vulgarian?

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  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    Let the Bride wear black! What’s Kitty Kelley doing these days?

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  7. Hhhmm, I wonder what she sees in him? … and him, her? Love, it’s so mysterious …

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