Ayatollah Ted: Still A Dick

Z is for Zodiac, a letter in Cruz’ name! Coincidence?

America’s Lab for Bad Policy, Texas’ Ted Cruz is a dick to the bitter end of his days:

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) urged the Texas state bar to carefully consider the fitness of certain Stanford University law school graduates after a protest over a conservative judge’s speaking engagement on the campus.

We talked about Stanford Law Students protesting this judge a few days ago.

Cruz in a letter to Texas officials said there is a “fundamental” question over whether the students who protested the appearance by Kyle Duncan, a circuit judge for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, are “fit to practice law” in Texas.

“The idea that these future lawyers would find it acceptable to harass and insult a sitting judge boggles the mind, and seriously calls into question whether these students have the proper respect for the role of a judge, or the temperament to practice law,” he said in a Thursday letter to Texas Supreme Court Chief Justice Nathan Hecht and Augustin Rivera, the chair of the Texas Board of Law Examiners.

“Indeed, these students’ tantrum raises a fair question as to whether they can be trusted to dispassionately defend clients that might have ideological opinions different from their own,” Cruz wrote.

Heal thineself, Senator.

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10 Responses to Ayatollah Ted: Still A Dick

  1. osirisopto says:

    TG, you need to watch your auto-correct.

    It’s not “heal” thyself.


  2. gruaud says:

    Not one single person is going to go to this man’s eventual funeral.


    • tengrain says:

      Are you kidding? I will lead a brass band played by monkeys for his funeral procession, followed by a battalion of monkey marjorettes with flaming batons to conclude with the 1812 Overture with canons and the final boom will be shooting his corpse into the municipal sewer system, with the audio turned up so everyone can hear the wet splat as he joins his kind.

      Dignified, dontcha know.

      If you sign up now, you can get the cotton candy franchise.



      Liked by 4 people

  3. Another Kiwi says:

    His funeral will be in Cancun anyway.


  4. roket says:

    Conservative cancel culture always goes for the jugular.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. MDavis says:

    He must have skipped that day at Harvard when they covered the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Is that a standard dick, nautical dick or a Roman dick?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Youthful indiscretions will only be overlooked if you are a conservative SCOTUS nominee.


    • MDavis says:

      If I understand what happened… I don’t think you want to overlook Cruz’s actions as “indiscretion”.
      The students? Nah, not indiscretion, protected speech, First Amendment.
      Although – I Am Not A Lawyer.



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