Report: They’re Preparing To Bust Hair Führer

Here’s the feel-good news of the day:

Local, state and federal law enforcement and security agencies are preparing for the possibility that former President Donald Trump will be indicted as early as next week, according to five senior officials familiar with the preparations.

Law enforcement agencies are conducting preliminary security assessments, the officials said, and are discussing potential security plans in and around the Manhattan Criminal Court, at 100 Centre Street, in case Trump is charged in connection with an alleged hush money payment to Stormy Daniels and travels to New York to face any charges.

The officials stress that the interagency conversations and planning are precautionary in nature because no charges have been filed

Don’t count your indictments until they are served.

UPDATE 1: Hair Füror’s legal advisors respond for all they are worth!

I love, “If they can do this to President Trump, they can do it to you,” so don’t go paying off porn stars and deducting it from your taxes (and neglecting to mark it as a campaign expense).

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10 Responses to Report: They’re Preparing To Bust Hair Führer

  1. osirisopto says:

    Did it include a button to make a (recurring) donation?

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Jimmy T says:

    He is the very definition of The Orange Caligula, which I borrowed from Charlie Sykes. Thanks Charlie…

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Another Kiwi says:

    The Onion should for restriction of trade. Even by TFG standards, this is bizarre.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. It’s just truly astonishing that he’s been falsely accused of so many crimes. Just the unluckiest guy on the planet, I guess.

    Liked by 6 people

  5. retiredeng says:

    Well, I’m not holding my breath. Let’s see the giant cheeto actually in the butterfly net first.

    Liked by 5 people

  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    My dream scenario is that he runs to his good friend Putin and ends up on the Ukranian front. After all, he is the ONLY ONE who can end this war.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. gruaud says:

    Sounds like the indictment might be this Tuesday, according to the Short-fingered Vulgarian.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. w3ski4me says:

    But do they make child-sized handcuffs?

    Liked by 1 person


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