Here’s the feel-good news of the day:
Local, state and federal law enforcement and security agencies are preparing for the possibility that former President Donald Trump will be indicted as early as next week, according to five senior officials familiar with the preparations.
Law enforcement agencies are conducting preliminary security assessments, the officials said, and are discussing potential security plans in and around the Manhattan Criminal Court, at 100 Centre Street, in case Trump is charged in connection with an alleged hush money payment to Stormy Daniels and travels to New York to face any charges.
The officials stress that the interagency conversations and planning are precautionary in nature because no charges have been filed
Don’t count your indictments until they are served.
UPDATE 1: Hair Füror’s legal advisors respond for all they are worth!
I love, “If they can do this to President Trump, they can do it to you,” so don’t go paying off porn stars and deducting it from your taxes (and neglecting to mark it as a campaign expense).
Mock Paper Scissors 
Did it include a button to make a (recurring) donation?
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He is the very definition of The Orange Caligula, which I borrowed from Charlie Sykes. Thanks Charlie…
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The Onion should for restriction of trade. Even by TFG standards, this is bizarre.
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“Should sue” FFS.
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It’s just truly astonishing that he’s been falsely accused of so many crimes. Just the unluckiest guy on the planet, I guess.
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“Why do all these gay men keep sucking my cock?” kinda luck, really 🙂
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Well, I’m not holding my breath. Let’s see the giant cheeto actually in the butterfly net first.
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My dream scenario is that he runs to his good friend Putin and ends up on the Ukranian front. After all, he is the ONLY ONE who can end this war.
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Sounds like the indictment might be this Tuesday, according to the Short-fingered Vulgarian.
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But do they make child-sized handcuffs?
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