Tucker wants to talk about panda-Eff’ing.
Guys, today is National Panda Day, and the National Zoo has a Panda Live Cam!
My Gov says I can’t go to a drag show so I guess I just have to settle for the aggressive and sex-crazed panda cam.
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Sorry Tucker. Panda’s don’t tan their junk.
Well if all you can eat are eucalyptus leaves, then being horny may be a good thing for the guys. Not too sure how it works out for the lady pandas…
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I think it’s koalas that eat eucalyptus, and pandas eat bamboo.
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You’re right. I shoulda looked it up…
Once more. Well if all you can eat is bamboo then being horny may be a good thing for the guys. Not too sure how it works out for the lady pandas…
With all that fiber and horny boys around every corner? They’re probably pretty damn happy.
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My Gov says I can’t go to a drag show so I guess I just have to settle for the aggressive and sex-crazed panda cam.
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Sorry Tucker. Panda’s don’t tan their junk.
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Well if all you can eat are eucalyptus leaves, then being horny may be a good thing for the guys. Not too sure how it works out for the lady pandas…
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I think it’s koalas that eat eucalyptus, and pandas eat bamboo.
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You’re right. I shoulda looked it up…
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Once more. Well if all you can eat is bamboo then being horny may be a good thing for the guys. Not too sure how it works out for the lady pandas…
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With all that fiber and horny boys around every corner?
They’re probably pretty damn happy.
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