2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?

Chris Christie tries charm offensive.

It just keeps getting better:

Christie says he’ll decide on White House bid in 45 to 60 days

[F]ormer New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said that he will decide on whether to make another bid for the presidency in the next 45 to 60 days.

“I think running for president of the United States is an intensely personal decision. And that’s one that anybody who’s considering it should have the right to make on their own regardless of anybody else’s thoughts on it,” Christine told the Washington Examiner.

Oh, I have some thoughts on Chris Christie running.

I’ll be president of the United States before Traffic Cones Christie, but that said, he did knock lightweight Republican establishment candidate and primitive AI bot L’il Marco out of the race with one blow and that was pretty good.

I think Christie could shatter banana Republican authoritarian candidate Gubnor Meatball’s glass jaw, too.

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6 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?

  1. roket says:

    Kewl. Another retribution candidate.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Redhand says:

    I can safely predict, I think, that this political truffle hog

    will not strike it rich on his home turf in New Joisey.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. IM RowPog says:

    I WOULD like to see CC running.
    Actually running. Couple of laps.
    No pun intended … really.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. oh that poor squashed goat.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Yes, his ‘charm’ is offensive.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. PRW says:

    You’re gonna need a bigger goat …



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