GAH! IT’S BEHIND YOU MITCH!!!
Amply be-chinned Sen. Mitch McConnell has fallen:
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has been hospitalized following a fall at a hotel in Washington, his spokesman said late Wednesday.
The 81-year-old senator was attending a private dinner at a local hotel when he tripped, spokesman David Popp said in a statement. “He has been admitted to the hospital where he is receiving treatment,” he added, without providing any further details on his condition.
We hope that the veterinary clinic has a good reptile practice.
Mock Paper Scissors 
I’ve read a number of articles that basically say that Mitch McConnell is a snake disguised as a turtle, so the vet may have to prepare himself for what’s coming…
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Any competent vet would suggest to his owners that he be compassionately put down for the good of all concerned.
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He probably ought to steer clear of open windows on upper floors.
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Jenna Ellis tweeted this:
To which someone else replied:
You know Jenna, with your Russian connections, laughing about someone going down the stairs seems like a bold move.
Remind me again what happens to underperforming assets who become a liability….🤦🏻♀️🖕
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Pride goeth before a fall?
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Only in this case case, it went before the spring.
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