News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism.

Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away:

McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama

Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment minimizing the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, House Republicans were eager to change the subject from the Fox News host’s riot revisionism.

While Carlson continued to roil Washington, many GOP lawmakers who gathered Wednesday morning were celebrating their unexpected win on a bill rolling back progressive D.C. crime laws and plotting their response to Thursday’s White House budget.

And suddenly a nasal bray shrieked out from Merde-a-Lardo:

And as a reminder of what we learned this morning, the ol’ mothertucker said of Lord Damp Nut:

“We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait. I hate him passionately.”

Anyway, I can hardly wait to learn what tonights episode of Domestic Tuckerism holds.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. schmice3 says:

    Now more than ever, watch “A Face in the Crowd” 1957 film.


  2. Redhand says:

    “We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait. I hate him passionately.”

    What a debased, sick freak Carlson is. Truly a creature without shame. I can only assume he is utterly incapable of introspection about his behavior. In that sense, he is just like the freak he hates “passionately.”

    I also think Old Man Murdock has lost his sh*t over this too. He has clearly lost control over Fux News in the USA. All this makes him look as debauched as Carlson.

    This “news” organization is the most toxic and anti-American in our history. It makes the yellow press manipulations in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries look positively patriotic.

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  4. Stony Pillow says:

    Mommy Fox and Daddy Trump are having a discussion, kids. When parents love you very much, they sometimes disagree on what’s best for you. Go play and talk about anything else for a while.


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