It’s all bananas!
Hair Füror knows that The Skirts are not too keen on him, and so he is trying to find a way to bring ‘em on board, and what better way than getting one to be his VP pick!
Former President Trump is strongly considering picking a female running mate — and sees Kari Lake as a model for his vice-presidential pick, according to people who discussed the topic with him.
- Why it matters: Trump is already gaming out the general election in November 2024 — and knows he has a massive weakness with the white suburban women he would need to beat President Biden.
Lake, a former TV anchor who lost her race for Arizona governor in November, meets Trump’s most important qualification for a No. 2:
- She has shown she’s willing to defend him vociferously, no matter the issue or controversy.
But what does Lake, the little woman who vacuumed the red carpet in front of the press before Lord Damp Nut put his little hoovies-in-lifts on it, what does she have to say about it?
Not to be too technical about it, but that’s bananas.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Possible translation:
I’ve already got my own grift, tfg will have to come up with a solid offer before I give that up.
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What a conundrum. The Constitution also prevents her from being Governor.
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The technical term is “bugfucking crazy”
At this point I don’t know if she really does believe she’s the
lost czarinaor merely fanatically committed to the role she’s playing, but basically this would make it insane to let her serve in any elected office.LikeLiked by 3 people
The “-ing” is silent.
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We’re flattered, but unfortunately our legal team says that Arkham Asylum won’t allow for her to serve as Governor and VP at the same time.
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I agree with Bruce, that’s bugfucking crazy. But, we did already get inklings of that from her. The Rethugs take no pride in who they propose to elect. And they have a deep base of the seriously insane to draw from.
w3ski
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I was telling my spouse, you can brag – you can say you once worked with the VP. He spit out his coffee and left the room. BTW, why do I keep forgetting she is governor??
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Because you live in reality, not whatever delusion Krazy Lake inhabits…
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I keep forgettin’ I’m not the Gov anymore
I keep forgettin’ things will never be the same again
I keep forgettin’ how voters made that so clear
I keep forgettin’, babe
Every time I hear
How you never want to live a lie
How it’s gone too far
And you don’t have to tell me why
Why the votes were lost and why the game is through
If this is what’s real, if this is what’s true
Tell me how come
I keep forgettin’ we’re I’m not the Gov anymore (baby)
I keep forgettin’ things will never be the same again
I keep forgettin’ how voters made that so clear (yeah, yeah)
I keep forgettin’
Don’t say that, don’t say that, don’t say that
I don’t want the truth anymore, anyway, anytime
Tell me how come
I keep forgettin’ I’m not anymore (how come I)
I keep forgettin’ things will never be the same again
I keep forgettin’ how voters made that so clear
I keep forgettin’ (baby)
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Wow, I need that edit button today. Hopefully you get the gist of it.
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I regret I have only one like to give..
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You can’t fool me.
I know it will be Ivanka.
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The Rs have sinned sins, great sins. One way or another, he will be their retribution.
He has promised.
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That’s funny! Perhaps she’s not ready to commit political hara Kari.
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