2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Posted on March 5, 2023 by tengrain

The 2024 Goat Rodeo Begins
(Courtesy of seekrit scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Tweeters)

Unsaddle that goat! Former Gov. Larry Hogan (R-Maryland) is not entering the 2024 Goat Rodeo!, but he has a noble reason (emphasis mine):

Former Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan said Sunday that he will not seek the Republican nomination for president in 2024.

“I have long said that I care more about ensuring a future for the Republican Party than securing my own future in the Republican Party. That is why I will not be seeking the Republican nomination for president,” he said in a statement.

After leaving office in January, Hogan said that he was seriously considering running for president.

But on Sunday, the longtime critic of former President Donald Trump said that “the stakes are too high for me to risk being part of another multicar pileup that could potentially help Mr. Trump recapture the nomination.”

The more people in the Republican primary, the more likely that Hair Füror’s unwavering, dead-eyed and mouth-breathing basement/ceiling combo of 30% of Republicans  could kick in and hand him the nomination.

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7 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    March 5, 2023 at 8:54 am

    Whereas the Führer Fewer will be more likely to result in Cracker Orban getting the nod, and then he’ll do to the country what he’s doing to Florida.

    Imagine a white go-go rubber boot stamping on the face of humanity…forever…

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  2. sos says:
    March 5, 2023 at 8:55 am

    multicar pileup

    Can I still vote for another [Republican] multicar pileup? I mean a real one, of course. No survivors.

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  3. ali redford says:
    March 5, 2023 at 9:01 am

    Well, that sounds noble and even admirable, especially for a Republican. Now let’s see what he does to get the least insane Repubican from being nominated, and then to defeat whoever that is. The former gov. would be tendering a great service if he does all he can to get and keep government out of the hands of insane Nazis.

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    • ali redford says:
      March 5, 2023 at 9:04 am

      Gaah. I went over that so many times to delete redundancy, then neglected “from being”, and putting the l back in Republican. Sorry. 😊

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  4. brucedesertrat says:
    March 5, 2023 at 9:02 am

    Also, if it’s Mango Mussolini vs Dark Brandon, I swear, I will go on a murder spree on the political pundits who will complain about Biden being too old, too boring, and Kamala is just somehow not right for VP because nonwhite gurl cooties ‘reasons’, while Margie Three Toes as a VP pick will be “a fresh new direction”, all the whole stroking their dicks chin whiskers furiously.

    Along with the inevitable throng of lefty Purity Ponies complaining about something Biden supported 40 years ago which makes him “worse than Trump” because their pampered white asses faces will NEVER get eaten by the leopards!

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  5. gruaud says:
    March 5, 2023 at 9:16 am

    I think it will be all wrapped up after the first GOP debate. DeSantis will be depantised by the Hamberdler, and will breeze to the nom.

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