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There might be other factors, hard to say.
But for me, the chyron goes from snarky to Art (with a capital A) with the promo Sen. Josh Hawley COMING UP. Talk about ending your sex life, dude is the agent orange of wood kills.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Cartman is all grown up now.
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I had friends who served in Vietnam during the Agent Orange era. A number of large airplanes were employed to spray that poison pretty much everywhere. Most of those guys died a long time ago from complications from having their bodies poisoned. I remember a couple of those guys talking about filling their canteens from whatever source they could find even though they knew they were putting their lives at risk, because the thirst was intolerable…
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How would that even work? Unless you’re into cosbying, and it was ‘Woke up’ that ended it, in which case that’s entirely different, asshole.
Wasn’t
CartmanTim Pool the one who was complaining about women with “unnatural” and bright hair colors being ugly and turning him off, to which he got the 4th-degree burn reply of“Many animals display bright and obvious coloration to advertise to predators that they are poisonous, taste bad or otherwise aren’t desirable prey, in which case, it’s working…”
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Classic causation vs. correlation error.
He starts complaining about everything being woke, drives away potential partners, claims this proves he was right about woke? Maybe. Or maybe he’s fishing in the wrong gene pool. Maybe try for someone like Gary “Poe on twitter” Petersen’s alleged daughter.
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Wow.
They each look so sincerely thrilled, there…
Not a good ad for Pepsi AM!
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If I remember how that thread moved on, Pepsi AM has been discontinued for a while. Although Mr. Gary wants to know how that can be since he still drinks Pepsi in the AM…
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Tired: “Not a good ad for Pepsi AM!”
Wired: “Excellent ad for Pepsi AM, which I will now avoid lke the plague!”
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This picture should be on the backs of poison bottles, in case you need to induce vomiting.
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He has more. Oh, so many more. Go check it out if you dare.
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That’s funny, for a small fee, I’d fuck that guy up the back alley in front of his friends!
Oh hell, I’d do it for the lulz…
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Wait, the woke agenda removed his hands?
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I’d have thought outlawing ruffies would have done the job.
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Language Alert! Hang in there crybaby. Nobody wants to fuck your crybaby ass. You probably have a lot of problems and issues. A person like you could destroy a farmers market and then go home and lick your favorite guns.
You are still an asshole. You are such a piece of shit.
You would probably push Nana into traffic so you could steal her purse.
You would say- well Nana was woke. She is a dangerous woke person. We had to kill her. We can’t be walking around all woke.
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When it comes to confused young men like this, i think we have failed them.
This is a lame suggestion, but we used to have monasteries.
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According to Snopes, that didn’t happen.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tim-pool-woke-agenda/
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Language Alert! Snopes can go fuck themselves! I fukkin do the laundry and wash the dishes. I keep the calendar. Who the fuck are Snopes? They sound like they go to the Hamptons for the summer.
When i read Snopes news, i take it with a pinch of salt.
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Poe’s law is really getting a workout.
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The moment she woke up the sex was over!
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