Jarvanka Gets Subpoena’ed

(H/T: Twitter)

Fratsputin and the First Shady got an invite to spill tea from Special Counsel Jack Smith:

Former President Donald J. Trump’s daughter Ivanka and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, have been subpoenaed by the special counsel to testify before a federal grand jury about Mr. Trump’s efforts to stay in power after he lost the 2020 election and his role in a pro-Trump mob’s attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, according to two people briefed on the matter.

Now, before we go too far, we must note that the byline of this piece is Maggie Haberman (and her shadow puppet Michael Schmidt), and the two people briefed on the matter are no doubt the Jarvanakas themselves.

The decision by the special counsel, Jack Smith, to subpoena Ms. Trump and Mr. Kushner underscores how deeply into Mr. Trump’s inner circle Mr. Smith is reaching, and is the latest sign that no potential high-level witness is off limits…

..An aide to Ms. Trump and Mr. Kushner did not respond to a request for comment. Josh Stueve, a spokesman for Mr. Smith, declined to comment. Aides to Mr. Trump did not respond to a request for comment.

And everything after that is purely speculation and positioning about how neither Jarvanka is a public figure any more and basically, JACK SMITH SOOOOOOO MEAN!

But we will note that Jarvankas did testify before the January 6 Select Committee and so it would be a little late and a lotta crazy to try to claim executive privilege now, so everything going on now is just Public Relations, and honestly, who would Princess Purses call, anyway? It’s pretty funny to me that Haberman slipped and made it so obvious.

Now, it is a well-known fact that The First Shady witnessed a lot of what Hair Füror was doing on January 6, overheard the infamous phone call to the walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence in which he was called a pussy for not succumbing to the full-court press from Pol POTUS. And of course, Jar-Jar was flying back from the Middle East from his $2B Amero shakedown/parting gift of Crown Prince Bone Saw, so come to think of it, having Fratsputin under oath might be very enlightening. Just saying.