Lord Damp Nut To Donate Cleaning Supplies To East Palestine, OH

The quicker fucker-upper

He was such a comfort to Puerto Rico, I can see why his campaign wants to remind us by sending him to the train wreck:

EXCLUSIVE: Former President Trump will travel to East Palestine, Ohio Wednesday and is set to donate thousands of gallons of cleaning supplies and more than a dozen pallets of water to the community as it grapples with the aftermath of the train derailment that led to a large release of toxic chemicals, Fox News Digital has learned.

A source familiar with the former president’s plans told Fox News Digital that Trump will travel to East Palestine on Wednesday to meet with members of the community and community officials.

I swear to Blog, his handlers have no memory.

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8 Responses to Lord Damp Nut To Donate Cleaning Supplies To East Palestine, OH

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    And the PAB will make it all about himself, I guar-un-tee it. It’ll be just one more stop on his National Grievance Tour where he’ll whine like the PAB he is.

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  2. “A dozen pallets of water.”

    I’ll wager 5000 quatloos it’s ‘Trump’ labelled water, filled from the tap at Merde a Lagoon, and his campaign paid him handsomely for them.


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    • ali redford says:

      Yeah, I was just wondering how he was going to make such a donation, since the US isn’t paying for the supplies this time. I don’t know why I still don’t automatically presume that Republicans, esp. Trump, are going to rob their campaign treasuries.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Let me guess, the magic cleaning supply is….

    Chloroquine!!! Thousands of gallons of chloroquine that TFG just happened to have lying around.

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  4. Richard says:

    I would be angry too, if there was a toxic chemical spill in my town. I would expect assistance and compensation. Why is this not happening?
    But still the Trent & Lenny & J D Vance show sucks. Also it has nothing to do with Ukraine or the dread “Southern Border”. Lots of toxic chemicals travel on the railroads everyday. Maybe that should be supervised.

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  5. A dozen pallets of water. So, that’s problem solved for about 200 people. For about 2 days. Call that a job well done.

    Alert Ted Koppel.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Wasn’t there a pallet of Goya beans, among other thing? He could be offloading donations he’s received for “free” advertising during certain times. He’s freeing up storage space. Goya beans, water, cleaning supplies measured in gallons (not paper towels this time)
    I don’t think Mr. Clean is going to handle spilled toxic waste, but that’s just me.


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