Because we believe in kicking rat-eff’ers when they are down:
Right-wing activist James O’Keefe resigned Monday morning from his position leading Project Veritas, the conservative group he founded, after clashing for weeks with his board.
In a video to Project Veritas employees, O’Keefe promised to start a new, rival organization doing similar undercover activist work.
Yup. Captain Dildo has left the ship.
Such an untalented hack:
A video of O’Keefe announcing his exit was posted to the video website Vimeo. In it, an emotional O’Keefe, standing in front of his desk and a Project Veritas backdrop, claimed he had been pushed out by the board after telling its members to either quit themselves or face his resignation—a gambit that apparently failed. In the 45-minute video, O’Keefe got choked up, quoted Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead, and appeared to wipe away tears as he announced his plans for a new Project Veritas-type group.
A 45-minute airing of grievances and quoting Ayn Rand. Jeebus, no one deserves that kind of histrionics. But here’s the real art with his conclusion:
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers and sisters,” O’Keefe said in closing, paraphrasing William Shakespeare’s Henry V.
Every freshman term paper writer thinks this is profound. C-
UPDATE: We linked to the vid in the comments, if you really want to see Captain Dildo’s farewell. It’s no Their Finest Hour speech.
Mock Paper Scissors 
They pushed him? LOL, dude, they called your bluff. Ain’t nuthin’ “apparently failed” about it.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving dickhead.
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Too bad he wasn’t in Russia, where being pushed has an entirely different meeting (especially when you’re in front of a window).
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Yours is a wonderful comment; my keyboard is fortunate to remain pristine as I almost lost tuna salad while laughing. Sometimes a suggestion of death stifles my laughter, but after reading about the Republican US House members, I’ll take justice for O’Keefe’s existence, anyway!
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Since we’re doing Shakespeare:
My kingdom for a link to the 45 minute video!
James O’Keefe tears are special reserve conservative tears, I’ll save them for the weekend after finishing the HoneyDo list. And make sure not to drive.
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Here you go; I didn’t think anyone would want to listen to this mofo:
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Nope. Not clicking on that. Don’t want to get any Internet cooties…
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Tengrain, you were right. I couldn’t last 40 seconds.
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Yeah, I can’t even click on that. I’d be afraid the disease was transmittable…
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Not for me, but thanks to all who view and listen so I don’t have to!
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I find such tears delicious.
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A 45 minute GBCW?
What’s their name with that “leave Brittney alone” video finally has some real competition.
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Indeed!
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This is all a ruse! It’s like when a cop gets fired publicly so he can go undercover and be seen as no longer part of the police. But he is still a cop!
I wouldn’t be surprised if if the real reason for this is legal liability based on their acceptance of stolen diary of Biden’s daughter.
Or other felony actions that we haven’t heard about yet.
Remember, PV has a 9 million dollar budget for shanaganians. Eric Prince was brought in to train spies and moles. They are incompent, but they make a lot of noise. The think about O Keefe is he really wants to be an actor. He understands how the MSM works and uses that against liberal groups. The trick I learned from attending James O’Keefe University is that they interview enough people, they can find people who they can roap into a narrative. When the MSM tries to defend them, he reveals more dirt about the person in the organization.
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