What’s Next For Matt Gaetz?

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Now that Matt Gaetz’ walk of shame won’t be on the Walk of Fame, we wonder what is next in his career as America’s Aging Prom Date, and Tiger Beat on the Potomac set out to find out:

Gaetz was a central figure in the chaotic election of Speaker Kevin McCarthy last month — asserting outsize power from the fringes of the House Republican Conference. This week, he learned that federal prosecutors won’t charge him in a long-running sex trafficking probe, clearing a dark cloud that’d been hanging over his career for more than two years.

So what’s next for the congressman with a seemingly endless capacity for drawing attention?

Several colleagues and those in Florida Republican circles anticipate Gaetz could run for governor of the Sunshine State in 2026 after Gov. Ron DeSantis leaves office. DeSantis is expected to run for the White House in 2024.

Florida Elects Florida Man, the headline practically writes itself.

This next quote made my skin crawl, and throw up a little in the back of my throat:

“His ability to win a larger primary I think is as strong as anyone,” Andrade said. “I think he’s a serious candidate for any Republican primary for any race he wants to get into.”

“I wouldn’t trust him with my daughter, but hot damn!, what a gubner he’d be!”

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5 Responses to What’s Next For Matt Gaetz?

  1. w3ski4me says:

    We find more deplorables by the day, we are going to have to build a bigger basket.

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  2. roket says:

    This is good news for pedophiles.

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  3. Do you know what’s in their database in the governor’s office? It’s like the place was made for him.

    It will even print out a tour map for him with dates, times and all the vital statistics a growing (aging…?) boy needs to ensure that his days are full, and the nights are, I dunno, fuller?

    “Stand back I say, this is official state business. You parents are going to be given an official tour of the neighborhood. I’ll be right here. Should take about 5 minutes.

    I’d say “gross”, but you know that already.

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    • ali redford says:

      Am I recalling correctly that FL is attempting to collect middle- and high school mentruation data? But thinking about the ramifications of that is enough to get the vomit from the back of my mouth to the receptacle.


  4. pagan in repose says:

    “I wouldn’t trust him with my daughter…” I wouldn’t trust him with a dead tree with a knot hole in it. Trees is good people, and they do not deserve to have to suffer by being around a scumbag like that. My apologies to scumbags everywhere. I’ve heard rumors that that particulate ladened fartgas, known as Gaetz, is the fugus that is responsible for the laminated root rot seen in Oregon that is killing trees of many fir varieties.
    I understand butt rot is also a problem with a Gaetz infestation.

    That’s what I heard anyway. And keep a close eye on your trees, and away from him.

    Click to access laminatedrootrot.pdf


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