Some Stupid to Start Your Day?

Trump’s Razor: Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and that answer is likely correct.

We mention the Razor because…

It’s so stupid, it could be true. It doesn’t negate that he stole it, however.

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4 Responses to Some Stupid to Start Your Day?

  1. “Yer honor, I move for a directed verdict of Not Guilty on the grounds that my client is too fucking stupid to have committed this crime.”

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  2. gruaud says:

    I also use my classified folder as a cutting board when I’m chopping onions.


  3. MDavis says:

    Is this the “I needed it so taking it wasn’t stealing” defense?
    Maybe it’s the “I needed something so using the stolen merchandise for purpose negates the original theft” defense.
    Considering the base they’re playing to, maybe it’s the “I had the folders, but only because they deserved to be taken” defense. It’s a relative of the “I took them because they asked for it. Why don’t you ask those folders and documents what they were wearing?”

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Is “George Santos” writing his stuff now?

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