News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Fox News wants reassurance that these shot-down objects are not space aliens, because you know, derp derp derp:

“There is no — again, no — indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said at the outset of a press briefing.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    You can’t prove the negative, but if you are trying to prove that extraterrestrials have never visited this planet you can come pretty damn close.

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  2. Richard says:

    Heh. One of my favorite New Yorker cartoons about these nutjobs. Wasn’t it Jewish Space Lasers just a year or two ago?

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  3. Joe says:

    They do know their audience.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  5. Meanwhile small-faced man Charlie Kirk is now convinced that these are all a false flag operation by the commie marxist woke tyrannical left as an excuse to impose lockdowns.

    Two days before hw was howling about the evil ChiComs sending something over the US could be a biowarfare agent, could be an EMP bomb, could be anything.

    they are losing their shit easier and easier.

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