Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted
I’m shocked to learn that our Illegitimate Supreme Court could not agree upon a code of ethics. Shocked, I say.
The Supreme Court has failed to reach consensus on an ethics code of conduct specific to the nine justices despite internal discussion dating back at least four years, according to people familiar with the matter.
Got that? They leaked it to the press.
Bet it was a 6-3 decision.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Oh the damned leaker! Whoever he is!
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Why would a rogue court ever submit to a code of ethics? They’re there to subvert the rule of law and they know it.
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Who wouldn’t agree that raping drunk & drugged girls at keggers is the divine right of SC “Justices”?
To which Alito responded, “BURN THE WITCHES!!!11!!”
Thomas was silent, Coat-Hangers just nodded her head, and Roberts replied “What can I do?”
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Hoooow does a person come up with a frown that farking downturned? I mean that much downtrun would take regular exercise to achieve and keep. You don’t just whip a frown like that out of your pocket. Like the first rocket to Mars it took years of hard, intense, soul piercing sacrifice to accomplish and execute. How many baby seals did it take to satisfy the lust.
Or more simply, what an old Grinch that fucker is.
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Add to notes: You DO NOT want to see him turn that frown upside down, under NO circumstances ever, as in never and never some more. Do you remember those ‘Ring’ movies? Same idea; Don’t watch. Does the movie ‘Dr. Sardonicus’ from 1961 also ring a bell. Short version: a guy sees something and is horrified into the largest, toothyist, grimist smile you ever saw. Had to wear a mask. The sight of him could kill people.
Just saying the guy is unwatchable.
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