News That Will Drive You to Drink

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“…but first, a little ru-ru!”

The Satanic Temple has made an important announcement to honor Witchfinder Alito:

SALEM, MA — The Satanic Temple has announced the launch of its first reproductive health clinic, which will provide free religious medication abortion care in New Mexico. TST Health, The Satanic Temple’s religious medical services arm, will provide telehealth screenings and appointments and prescribe abortion medication for its patients…

…TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” said Malcolm Jarry, the cofounder of TST. “Prior to 1973, doctors who performed abortions could lose their licenses and go to jail. The clinic’s name serves to remind people just how important it is to have the right to control one’s body and the potential ramifications of losing that right.”

The webpage for the clinic is here, and I strongly urge you to see the comic on their homepage.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. schmice3 says:

    Massachusetts. The State with a conscience.

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  2. artahzen says:

    The number of religious arguments being put forth in suits against the decision to overturn Roe v Wade is amazing. I love it! Turn the religious bias of the squatters in the Supreme Court against them, use their words, to negate that bad decision. I do not believe in devils or angels, but I support these efforts in the name of mythological beings.


    • I have already seen counter arguments by the theocrats that these aren’t real religious arguments because the people bringing the lawsuit (in Florida) aren’t really real Jews, but liberals.

      Remember when I commented that when the theocrats take over what they’re gonna do to the non-believers is nothing compared to what they’re going to do to their fellow theocrats of different sects.

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