H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole
Junior Mints, usually higher than a kite, suggests that Montanans Second Amendment the Chinese Spy Balloon that is, you know, above air travel altitude.
There is no problem that cannot be solved with a gun. It’s the GOP way.
Mock Paper Scissors 
And when they get hurt and killed by the rain of bullets, I’m sure they’ll blame the Chinese for that, too.
https://americangods.fandom.com/wiki/Vulcan#%22A_Murder_of_Gods%22
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“They’re shooting back!”
Rgds,
TG
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A spy balloon?
We’re eiuther living in an episode fo Get Smart or MTG must have let a brain fart of biblical, no of cinematic proportions out.
Cecil B. DeMille meets giganto-vision proportions.
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Thing is, the DoD has been tracking balloons like this for years; well back into the Mango Mussolini’s
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I read that this balloon is speeding along above the altitudes that airliners fly, so figure a ceiling of at least 42,000 ft.
You’d need something like a WWII 8.8 cm Flak Gun or a 12.2 cm. Flak Gun to get that high, not to mention a decent tracking and fire control system.
So, no, I don’t think “the good people of Montana * * * have the capability * * * to do it all themselves.”
What an ignoramus. Wot an asshole!
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I wouldn’t be surprised if some “collector” had an 88 in their front yard.
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Yeah, this is a thing.
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This group of “reenactors” is pretty shadowy, and I know of another such group that actually dresses up in 1st SS Leibstandarte uniforms (Hitler’s Bodyguard) “but just for the history, not the ideology.”
It always reminds me of this classic:
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That was a seriously funny sketch!
What was that from?
Rgds,
TG
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“That was a seriously funny sketch!
What was that from?”
I believe the show was called ‘That Mitchell and Webb Look’ with British comedy duo David Mitchell and Robert Webb. I believe they also had a radio show called ‘That Mitchell and Webb Sound’
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Correct. There are plenty of their sketches on YouTube. And surprisingly, they are still at it.
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I guess they buy their anti-balloon missiles at gun shows.
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Exactly. It’s what the Founders intended.
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China, the US and other countries have satellites that can read the VIN number on a Chevy. The only reason for this Montgolfier Brothers technology is to make dumb Americans lose their shit. Nice work, Junior, Senior, Zinke, Margie, et al.
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According to the googles, it’s at around 66,000 feet. That’s 12.5 miles. Go on, goober, start shooting.
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The truth, revealed at last!
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What will this goof suggest next? Nuke a hurricane?
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I saw what you did there.
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And there are so many incidents and habits to choose from.
“What will he suggest next?:
– lob paper towels at it?
– gold plate it?
– ask Russia for help?
– take a Sharpie™️ to it?
– kick a golf ball at it?
I mean, some of this are from actions, but ludicrous is as ludicrous does.
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Xi Jinping = Winnie the Poo
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