‘Sir,’ DeSantis begged with tears in his eyes…

“I’m making an offer you cannot refuse.”

Hair Füror’s fabulism is on the upswing:

“[DeSantis] had nothing! He was dead, he was leaving the race, he came over and he begged me, begged me, for an endorsement. He was getting ready to drop out,” Trump said. He then shared how DeSantis supposedly grovelled for his help in beating Adam Putnam in Florida’s Republican primary.

“There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said ‘if you endorse me, I’ll win,’ said Trump. “So I end up doing it, and he wins. They say it was like a bomb went off. Just a bomb totally went off. From the moment I endorsed him, he went from losing by numbers that were not catchable to winning easily.”

Now of course this is Lord Damp Nut speaking to fellow fabulist Hugh Hewitt, who is the only person to be fired by the Nixon Library, and that must take some doing. Hewitt does not push back.

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5 Responses to ‘Sir,’ DeSantis begged with tears in his eyes…

  1. schmice3 says:

    The tell: “Sir…”

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    So TFG is responsible for screwing up my state as well as my country! He really has a lot to answer for.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Everyone who talks to him has tears in his eyes. Must be the distinctive pong of hairspray, hamburger farts and Ben-Gay.

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  4. MDavis says:

    “There were tears coming down from his eyes. ”
    It’s like he has no idea how tears work.


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