K-Mac’s Political Machine Hard At Work

The news that K-Mac directed all the House committees to investigate President Handsome Joe Biden should probably not come as a shock:

Kevin McCarthy has told House Republicans to treat every committee like the Oversight panel — that is, use every last bit of authority to dig into the Biden administration. That work begins in earnest this week.

Several sprawling probes — largely directed at President Joe Biden, his family and his administration — set the stage for a series of legal and political skirmishes between the two sides of Pennsylvania Avenue. It’s all with an eye on the true battle, the 2024 election, as Biden flirts with a reelection run and House Republicans hope to expand their control to the White House.

I have no way of saying this nicely, but I cannot imagine a bigger snooze than investigating the very bland and completely transparent Joe Biden, who really makes vanilla seem like a daring flavor.

Anyway, the article goes on in detail about their top priority investigations:

• The Biden Family —which of course will feature Hunter Biden in all his glory (eww, gross) and they even want to get to the bottom of who is buying his art and why! IT DOESN”T MATCH THE SOFA!!1!
• Mayorkas and the Border  —which is likely to discover that our immigration laws are a disaster and always have been and that only Congress can fix it. Oopsie!
• Justice Department and the FBI —Wingnuttia is convinced that because no one wants to listen to them on Social Media that somehow it is someone else’s fault. It’s Free Speech versus Forced Listening.
• COVID —we’re not making this up, but notable anti-vaxxer Rep. 3-Toes is going to get to the bottom of the pandemic.
• Foreign Policy —Basically looking for a way to stop helping Ukraine so their Lord Putin can get on with his benevolent dictatorship,

It’s going to be a long two years.