Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted?

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Ooops. Likely 2024 Goat Rodeo contender Ayatollah Ted is saying the quiet part aloud again:

And speaking of Ayatollah Ted…

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

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8 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted?

  1. ali redford says:

    Even I get that (I’m a dedicated read-during-all-sports-contests person,) and it’s hilarious!
    Also everyone in town here dislikes the Cowboys. Don’t know why.


  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Chinese dinner? Ted couldn’t even come up with obvious bet here? You know Ted buys Texas barbecue if the Niners win and Eric buys Dungeness crabs if the Cowboys win. But a Chinese dinner? Same old lame old Ted.

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    • tengrain says:

      It was supposed to be a dig of the Republican conspiracy theory that Rep. Swalwell is a Chinese asset —it is what K-Mac is using to kick him off of the House Intelligence Committee.



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      • Sirius Lunacy says:

        Okay, I wasn’t up on that CT*. I guess I should have said same old lame old GOP.

        *I’m getting tired of typing out ‘conspiracy theory’ all the damn time.

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    Swalwell’s Twitter-fu is hard to beat. Of course, when you’re up against an opponent like Rafael Pendejo Cruz, very little effort needs to be expended.

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  4. MJG says:

    OOOOOHHH Ted you gonna’ need some calamine lotion for that burn.

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  5. willis says:

    I read somewhere that Dak Prescott was so upset he threw his helmet to the ground…..and it was intercepted.


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