Scissorhead Skinny-D says we need an official MPS Style Council-approved sobriquet for George Santos. He’s right, and we’ve been negligent in this important manner.
Please nominate an appropriate nickname for Mr. Santos in the comments, and we will have a vote (probably rigged) and a final decision later. All the usual bribes and honorarium are accepted.
So for 1/17 of 3/78 of a point towards your midterm exam, NAME GEORGE SANTOS. No. 2 lead pencils only.
[Sticking this on top for all the usual reasons, fresher posts —if any!— will be below.]