Pop Quiz!

H/T Scissorhead Fran

Scissorhead Skinny-D says we need an official MPS Style Council-approved sobriquet for George Santos. He’s right, and we’ve been negligent in this important manner.

Please nominate an appropriate nickname for Mr. Santos in the comments, and we will have a vote (probably rigged) and a final decision later. All the usual bribes and honorarium are accepted.

So for 1/17 of 3/78 of a point towards your midterm exam, NAME GEORGE SANTOS. No. 2 lead pencils only.

[Sticking this on top for all the usual reasons, fresher posts —if any!— will be below.]

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58 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Ellis Weiner says:

    FYI, Roy Edroso called him “George Santos, International Man of Mystery,” which cracked me up.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. purplehead says:

    George Santos, Fine CorinthianBazillion Leather

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Mary says:

    Since he’s Jew-ish, wise-ish, drag-ish, how about Ishkabibble?

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Steve-O says:

    Let’s face it. He’s D.B. Cooper.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. pagan in repose says:

    mr. Sani-wipe-tos. Cause’ he tries to wipe himself clean with every lie.

    Doesn’t roll off the tongue, as they say, but…

    Liked by 2 people

  6. TheOtherHank says:

    George, the dog killer, Santos

    Liked by 3 people

  7. Rollin M says:

    Ronald George Di Santos, Governor of all the Floridas.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Alex.S says:

    The Semi-Talented Mr Santos?

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Mike B. says:

    The Great Pretender.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. gruaud says:

    May I suggest Bart Simpson’s dog and the fraudulent credit card application?

    Santos L. Halper

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Martin Pollard says:

    Baron Munchausen.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Keyser Soze, Jr

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Sirius Lunacy says:

    My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anything I wanted to be and so I am.
    That’s a bit long and unwieldy, so I’m going with:

    The Republican Ideal.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Oneofthebobs says:

    Anthony DeLiar.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. MDavis says:

    He who cannot be named. Because, it’s aliases all the way down.
    Or how about
    The Big Alias
    Multi-Name
    Multi-Tool

    Liked by 1 person

  16. osirisopto says:

    “Hey! You!”

    Liked by 2 people

  17. buckobear says:

    Dragster George

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Another Kiwi says:

    George of The Flaming Trousers.

    Liked by 3 people

  19. Oneofthebobs says:

    “The Brazilian Dollar Sham”

    Liked by 2 people

  20. vertalio says:

    Brazilli Vanilli

    Liked by 4 people

  21. RevZafod says:

    The Brazilian Chameleon.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. annieasksyou says:

    Weasley St. O’Scam

    Like

  23. Matthew Quirk says:

    George “Zelig” Santos

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  24. vertalio says:

    The Prince of Tales

    Liked by 1 person

  25. Redhand says:

    “The Lady in Red?”

    Sorry but I just can’t resist: “he puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars.”

    I have nothing against trans folks — my remote office manager is one — but as with Sen. Graham, I dislike the hypocrisy of those who can’t he be honest about who they are.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Redhand says:

      More musical accompaniment featuring red-clad ladies.

      Maybe this is the best:

      Like

      • MDavis says:

        That poor girl, clearly another victim of “the jab” what with the uncontrollable shaking…
        /s

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      • Redhand says:

        @MDavis Not sure what “the Jab” is (no humor intended), but I can tell you I almost hesitated in posting the “Liar Liar” video because I found the Dancing Goil so utterly disturbing. It’s not that I have any objection to the since-time-immemorial tradition of “Bring on the dancing girls” or the cabaret oeuvre. But this presentation was such a grotesque and awkward and unnecessary addition to the band and song that it felt more like a sick, pure-exploitation slave girl pantomime of some kind, just flesh for flesh sake jiggling on the stage, without even the leering initial look of the soljers and later pathos at the end of Paths of Glory.

        However, d’oh, I may be overthinking this. 😉

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      • MDavis says:

        “The jab” = COVID vaccine.
        Your video, as you apologize for it, fits the jab things really well then. It’s a new and cringeworthy (and mockable) claim that getting the Covid vaccine has been resulting in some folks having uncontrollable shaking. They post videos, commenters either go “Boo on pfizer!” or “what a load of crap.” along with pointing out how conveniently selective the shaking is.

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      • Redhand says:

        Oh, FFS. The true cause of St. Vitus’ Dance!

        Liked by 1 person

  26. Tom F. says:

    How about “Georgy Girl” from the 1966 song (and movie).

    Liked by 1 person

  27. makarman says:

    Tommy Flanagan, “ya ya that’s it!”

    Like

  28. makarman says:

    Tommy Flanagan “ya ya that’s it!”

    Like

  29. Sam240 says:

    Just recycle the name of a famous heel.

    “Gorgeous George.”

    Like

  30. robginchicago says:

    George Washington Santos.

    Liked by 1 person

  31. Phil Scarr says:

    The Congressman-to-be-named-later

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