H/T Scissorhead Fran
Scissorhead Skinny-D says we need an official MPS Style Council-approved sobriquet for George Santos. He’s right, and we’ve been negligent in this important manner.
Please nominate an appropriate nickname for Mr. Santos in the comments, and we will have a vote (probably rigged) and a final decision later. All the usual bribes and honorarium are accepted.
So for 1/17 of 3/78 of a point towards your midterm exam, NAME GEORGE SANTOS. No. 2 lead pencils only.
[Sticking this on top for all the usual reasons, fresher posts —if any!— will be below.]
Mock Paper Scissors 
FYI, Roy Edroso called him “George Santos, International Man of Mystery,” which cracked me up.
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Spurious George
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Or George “It’s Raining Mendacity” Santos.
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That’s funny.
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I’m going with Spurious George. I like the sound of it.
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Spurious George is very clever.
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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George Santos, Fine
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Since he’s Jew-ish, wise-ish, drag-ish, how about Ishkabibble?
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Let’s face it. He’s D.B. Cooper.
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Not possible. Everyone knows that Loki was D.B. Cooper.
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mr. Sani-wipe-tos. Cause’ he tries to wipe himself clean with every lie.
Doesn’t roll off the tongue, as they say, but…
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George, the dog killer, Santos
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Ronald George Di Santos, Governor of all the Floridas.
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The Semi-Talented Mr Santos?
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The Great Pretender.
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May I suggest Bart Simpson’s dog and the fraudulent credit card application?
Santos L. Halper
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Baron Munchausen.
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Rep. Munchhausen, R-NY
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Good one, both of you!
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Republicans are allegedly suffering from Munchhausen syndrome by Proxy, and by Proxy I mean average red-state Magats – in Republican circles (again, allegedly) AKA “marks”.
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Keyser Soze, Jr
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My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anything I wanted to be and so I am.
That’s a bit long and unwieldy, so I’m going with:
The Republican Ideal.
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Anthony DeLiar.
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He who cannot be named. Because, it’s aliases all the way down.
Or how about
The Big Alias
Multi-Name
Multi-Tool
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“Hey! You!”
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Mrs. Pantsfire.
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🤣 🤣
I was going for PantsAfire Santos… 🤷♀️
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Mr-ish Pantsfire.
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Dragster George
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George of The Flaming Trousers.
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lol
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“The Brazilian Dollar Sham”
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Brazilli Vanilli
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Bingo!
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Ahahaha!!
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I love it, and not to nitpick or anything (which totally means I’m going to nitpick now), I think Milli Brazilli fits better.
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The Brazilian Chameleon.
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Weasley St. O’Scam
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George “Zelig” Santos
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The Prince of Tales
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“The Lady in Red?”
Sorry but I just can’t resist: “he puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars.”
I have nothing against trans folks — my remote office manager is one — but as with Sen. Graham, I dislike the hypocrisy of those who can’t
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More musical accompaniment featuring red-clad ladies.
Maybe this is the best:
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That poor girl, clearly another victim of “the jab” what with the uncontrollable shaking…
/s
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@MDavis Not sure what “the Jab” is (no humor intended), but I can tell you I almost hesitated in posting the “Liar Liar” video because I found the Dancing Goil so utterly disturbing. It’s not that I have any objection to the since-time-immemorial tradition of “Bring on the dancing girls” or the cabaret oeuvre. But this presentation was such a grotesque and awkward and unnecessary addition to the band and song that it felt more like a sick, pure-exploitation slave girl pantomime of some kind, just flesh for flesh sake jiggling on the stage, without even the leering initial look of the soljers and later pathos at the end of Paths of Glory.
However, d’oh, I may be overthinking this. 😉
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“The jab” = COVID vaccine.
Your video, as you apologize for it, fits the jab things really well then. It’s a new and cringeworthy (and mockable) claim that getting the Covid vaccine has been resulting in some folks having uncontrollable shaking. They post videos, commenters either go “Boo on pfizer!” or “what a load of crap.” along with pointing out how conveniently selective the shaking is.
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Oh, FFS. The true cause of St. Vitus’ Dance!
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How about “Georgy Girl” from the 1966 song (and movie).
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Devoldermort.
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I love this, but it gives him too much credit for effective e-vil.
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I agree, even though Vulgarmort works for tfg, even though he doesn’t seem to have enough focus to be effectively evil and their mutual disregard for facts is remarkable.
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Tommy Flanagan, “ya ya that’s it!”
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Tommy Flanagan “ya ya that’s it!”
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Just recycle the name of a famous heel.
“Gorgeous George.”
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George Washington Santos.
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I like that!
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The Congressman-to-be-named-later
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The Congressman-to-be-named-often
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