Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

I cannot stop laughing at the absurdity of this: Tim Chapman —who is/was the executive director of issues for Former UN Ambassador/South Carolina (the writhing hotbed of unbridled lust) Governor Nikki Haley—  has switched teams to walking termite buffet Mike Pence’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Run.

Dude is definitely ready to play 3-Card Monte.

Imagine thinking as a career move that hitching your star to the guy the base wanted to hang is better than being invested in Nikki Haley’s chances.

Tim Chapman is taking over as senior adviser at Pence’s Advancing American Freedom, according to a statement provided to The Associated Press on Friday.

“Tim Chapman is one of the brightest stars in the conservative movement, and we are so thrilled he’s joining the team to advance the cause of American culture, American opportunity, and American leadership,” Pence said in a statement.

OK, then!


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6 Responses to Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

  1. First, being the brightest star in a collection of dim bulbs isn’t as high a bar as they may think it is.

    More to the point though, this illustrates exactly what’s wrong with conservative thought; grab as much short term cash as possible now, with no consideration for the future. It’s how they live and govern.

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  2. I am curious (not really) what Walking Termite Buffet considers “American Culture” and why it’s a cause that needs “Advancing”

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    As to “American Culture”, they left out the rest of the phrase. They mean Puritanical American Culture. No, we don’t need their kind here.

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  4. pagan in repose says:

    In my continuing use of the phrase “…ain’t got nuttin’ on…” let me add: “Dumb and Dumber” ain’t got nuttin’ on Republican/conservative/libertarian/murdered Marquess of Queensberry, satire and irony…sorry, I got carried away. Anyway, the “Dumb and Dumber” boys are Rhodes Scholars compared him and them of conservationism and the destruction and cruelty it is spewing over everything. Did I mention Nihilism as their philosophic preference in indoctrination of children?


    • MDavis says:

      If Nihilism allows for the pursuit of preschusssss, I can see the Nihilism in stuff like “let’s own the libs – I’m getting a phone call from our president for my small child and I’ll use this to mock him with “Let’s go Brandon” – I owned the libs!” or “there’s more money over there – I’m changing sides because I’ll get paid more. Party platform? No why would we have proposed policies? – there’s more money over there”
      It all leads to the stupid stuff that the tales the Brothers Grimm collected warn us about. Greed, vanity, dereliction of duty – tales were told to warn of consequences for all of theses. Until the were Bowdlerized. Cinderella used to end in blood! Consequences!
      (am I yelling at clouds? Maybe)

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