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George Santos

(H/T Jill Dennison via Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

Tiger Beat did something obvious which I did not think to do: they read George Santos’ Wiki page:

A Wikipedia page accessed by POLITICO shows a user named Anthony Devolder — a Santos alias — writing that he “startted [sp] his ‘stage’ life at age 17 as an gay night club [sp] DRAG QUEEN and with that won sevral [sp] GAY ‘BEAUTY PAGENTS [sp].’”
…The Wiki bio for Anthony Devolder, which is full of spelling and grammatical errors, appears to contain fantastical descriptions of his supposed career in show business. It claims that he had a part in Disney’s “Hannah Montana,” among other examples.

Hannah Montana? Really?! No one could possible check THAT, now could they? And while they are at it, maybe check IMDB because:

In the 2011 Wiki bio, the user Anthony Devolder sprinkles show business credits that ring similarly untrue. He describes his Hollywood career as taking off after a meeting with a producer of the 1996 blockbuster “Independence Day.” He name drops the director Steven Spielberg (he misspelled his last name as “Spilberg”), and claims to have started in “a few T.V shows and DISNEY Channel shows such as ‘the suite life of Zack and Cody” and the hit “Hanna[h] Montana.”

The Wiki bio concludes with Santos writing that, two years prior, he “taped his very first movie startting [sp] Uma Turman, [sp] Chris Odanald, [sp] Melllisa George, [sp] and Alicia Silver Stone [sp] in the movie “THE INVASION.”

“The Invasion” is a 2007 sci-fi/thriller with roots in the “Body Snatchers” storyline and stars Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig.

As Scissorhead D-Cap said when tipping this, “Trump is envious of his lying skills.”

Last word:

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18 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. gruaud says:

    ‘imaginary numbers’…omfg, that was a white phosphorus burn.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Another Kiwi says:

    Wasn’t he Schneider in Won Daze At A Thyme?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Martin Pollard says:

    “Would you like some aloe vera? ‘Cause you just got burned.” – Sheldon Cooper

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Jimmy T says:

    I’m surprised Congressman Bill Foster fell for Santos shtick. For being such a smart guy he’s obviously lacking in knowing who he’s dealing with…

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  5. MDavis says:

    Uma Turman, [sp] Chris Odanald, [sp] Melllisa George, [sp] and Alicia Silver Stone [sp] in the movie “THE INVASION.”

    Alternate fact – those are the correct spellings of the actors’ stage names, tickling the reviewer’s fancies like any good [sp] porn flick.


  6. George Santos gives drag queens a bad name.


  7. artahzen says:

    He was the body double for Charlton Heston in Ben-Hur and for Kirk Douglas in Spartacus.


  8. Jimmy Fallon had him on as guest last night:


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