News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Prznint Karen wants to talk to a manager at the DOJ

“Sure, Jan.”

Maybe someone will believe this story, this time?

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Richard says:

    The fuck if anything Donald Trump ever touched is cool. Pardon my profanity.
    Every thing he touches, we have to go on an emergency mission to try and save cool people, places, and things. He and his crappy little asskissers are not cool. As a matter of fact, we actually have to fight them sometimes.

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  2. Professor Pupdog says:

    That poor tangerine turd, he can’t afford to buy new folders.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    How many excuses has he come up with so far? It’s about a different one each week. It was a crime and there is no justifiable excuse. Someone shut his pudgy mouth about this, please.


  4. MDavis says:

    I keep coming back to this because, well, look at it. I started by thinking I could extract some of the more inflammatory words and do something with them, create a Mad Libs thing, maybe.
    But, while I was ruminating someone mentioned tfg’s thin skin and back I went to the trump/Clinton debates, when he protested loudly that Hillary was lying about his skin, he had think, beautiful skin. And I went to the googles to find this – (see below, in case it posts with a big, long thing) regarding concrete vs. abstract thinking, that several conditions can prevent abstract thinking after childhood (includes dementia, maybe that’s why they did Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV).
    So here’s a new theory about his odd addition of quote-marks and ALL CAPS. Perhaps these indicate where he has struggled an abstraction into his comments. Look at some. “cool” folders don’t actually have a lower temperature than ambient. “a large number of documents” doesn’t even come close to those huge piles of folders he posed with during his 2016 campaign. To “plant” documents does not actually mean you put them in dirt and expect them to grow.
    What’s most disturbing about this theory is that Gestapo is not in quotes. I propose that he isn’t pissed that the FBI is investigating, he’s pissed that they didn’t target the people he wanted them to, and he has reason to believe that they should have. Not just that he wanted them to be that way, but that enough of them would target people for him that the name fits from his perspective, in a concrete way.

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