Dude tells so many lies, he might as well be D’Vorce D’Spousa

“…and so I said to my quote-unquote faculty advisor, ‘ give me the scalpel, you fool, I’ll save his life!’”…

George Santos’ lies keeps getting weirder:

Rep. George Santos (R-NY) was eager to blast young people for a lack of work ethic during a 2020 podcast appearance—all while making up his own. “I put myself through college and got an MBA from NYU and I have zero debt,” he said during an appearance on the Police Off The Cuff podcast during his initial (and failed) run for Congress. “I hate looking at youth today and seeing them sitting on their behinds and acting like, ‘Ugh, this is so hard.’”

Hard as in difficult or hard as in needing a spreadsheet to track all of the fabulism?

Santos never graduated from New York University or, in fact, any college or university—something he later owned up to two years and a successful run for Congress later. He also claimed during the exchange that his parents “helped where they could” while dealing with bankruptcy, though no official reports have shown his parents filed for bankruptcy. NYU estimates the total cost of attendance for a 2022-2023 student seeking a master’s in business administration to be $123,253.

Previously George Santos was Baruch College’s star volleyball player and claimed he damaged his knees such that he had both of them replaced, so it is a good thing that he pioneered arthroscopic surgery as an undergrad at Johns Hopkins.

This entry was posted in George Santos, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, snark. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to Dude tells so many lies, he might as well be D’Vorce D’Spousa

  1. schmice3 says:

    I don’t know which one is funnier George Santos or your take on him.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. MDavis says:

    If a Friedman unit is around six weeks,
    If a Scaramucci is around 10 days,
    How do you suppose this guy’s name will be added to the Urban Dictionary?
    I’ve already seen an entry for “Santos Clause”, but the meaning wasn’t spelled out pithily and it was so close after Christmas that there were probably still pies in the cooler, hence the choice.


  3. w3ski4me says:

    Let’s just fast forward to when this clown self-destructs. He is already unable to keep his stories straight, what comes next? At the least, I want one of his past aliases to come out with an active warrant and bust him. I hear of Brazil but so far there is no word of extradition.


Comments are closed.