Bad Marketing, Cont.

H/T @NamelessCynic

The department manager that decided to use that sign has a bright future ahead.

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6 Responses to Bad Marketing, Cont.

  1. Lsamsa says:

    Well if it’s Seniors’ Day it would be very savvy marketing to have the Depends on sale nearby.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. osirisopto says:

    A bright future in stand-up.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. schmice3 says:

    Truth in Advertising

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Redhand says:

    The old acronym BIOYA came to mind.

    Then, further down the search results, I came to a page from the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture describing, I kid you not, the “BIOYA SERIES” of soils in Nevada [!]

    And here’s a description of one of them:

    Bqk1–28 to 46 cm; light yellowish brown (10YR 6/4) silt loam, dark yellowish brown (10YR 4/4) moist; massive; hard, firm, moderately sticky and moderately plastic; common very fine and fine roots; common fine tubular pores; 30 percent weakly cemented 5 to 10 mm durinodes; few fine soft masses of carbonate,; slightly effervescent; moderately alkaline (pH 8.4); clear smooth boundary. (10 to 33 cm thick)

    Bqk2–46 to 74 cm; light yellowish brown (10YR 6/4) silt loam, dark yellowish brown (10YR 4/4) moist; massive; hard, firm, moderately sticky and moderately plastic; few very fine and fine roots; few fine tubular pores; 30 percent weakly cemented 5 to 10 mm durinodes; common fine carbonate filaments; strongly effervescent; strongly alkaline (pH 8.6); common medium smooth boundary. (0 to 25 cm thick)

    To which the acronym AYFKM came to mind.

    What do you think?

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  5. RevZafod says:

    Given my recent experience, I’d get in line for that. Don’t ask.

    Like

  6. retiredeng says:

    Reminds me of an old SNL ad spoof: “Colon Blow”

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