He-Man Has Strong Opinions

I think we found Tucker’s junk-tanning fanboi:

He seems kinda fragile for an alpha.

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20 Responses to He-Man Has Strong Opinions

  1. jaf48 says:

    Soooo… I was wrong when I took this as brilliant satire?

    Liked by 4 people

  2. gruaud says:

    There are 27 bones in the human hand.

    Mr. Incel here has 28, every lonely night.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Bitnik says:

    When you decide to start your boycott by buying the product and stamping on it.

    Liked by 5 people

    • Martin Pollard says:

      Yeah, you know, like buying Keurigs, Nikes, and YETI coolers, and then destroying them to “pwn the libs.” I’m sure Mars Inc. will be reeling just like those other companies were. 🙄

      Liked by 3 people

  4. roket says:

    Yeah but is he a real Murkin?

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Oneofthebobs says:

    No more Mars. You getting this,Elon?

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Eating ‘male’ M&M’s isn’t gay at all, right Mr. ‘Alpha’ male?

    (and your periodic reminder that the entire “alpha male” bullshit is derived from a single deeply flawed study of unrelated wolves in captivity.

    Actual wolf packs DO NOT work that way. Nor do human ‘packs’.

    Also some research suggests that the wolves-that-became-dogs altered human group dynamics to make the humans behave in more wolf-like fashion; basically they taught US how to live as a pack, so that they had a place to fit in…)

    Liked by 3 people

  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Damn, that just made me want go out and buy some M&Ms. I’m not even going tp lift up their shells to check gender. I am completely buy when it comes to M&Ms.

    Also, FREE CANDY? I didn’t even know she’s been arrested.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. RevZafod says:

    So, Tucker borrowed Gaetz’s van?

    Liked by 3 people

  9. ali redford says:

    Back in 1993, all of us in the office where I worked concurred that M&Ms would be the food to be caught on a desert island with only one food. Interestingly, yesterday I bought a share-sized back that includes plain, peanut, & peanut butter M&Ms.

    That’s all I’ve got for this. Sheesh!

    Liked by 1 person

    • ali redford says:

      Aargh-a share sized pack.


    • Mike B. says:

      I ordered groceries delivered last week, and they accidentally included a large ($8) bag of peanut butter M & Ms that I didn’t order. They gave me a refund but let me keep the candy. They were surprisingly good, I think partially because the shell was lighter.

      Liked by 1 person

      • ali redford says:

        Agreed! I’d not tried them before, either. I keep wondering what Tucker would call the body type on a PB M&M.


  10. Dave G says:

    I thought that was a parody.


  11. I don’t get being so invested in a stupid commercial. Or a candy, for that matter. It’s so meaningless. Unless he’s getting paid by Mars, Inc. Then it makes sense.


  12. osirisopto says:

    Oh, goodie. The fauxtrage if the day is back.

    Still, it doesn’t top the tan suit.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. paul fredine says:

    my only take away is that’s an example of an ‘alpha male’? i’ll pass.


  14. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I don’t think Nick Adams (Hemingway character) needs any more candy.



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