I think we found Tucker’s junk-tanning fanboi:
I am DONE with M&M's!
Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all-male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality.
These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott! pic.twitter.com/KtZJR3feTW
— Nick Adams (Alpha Male) (@NickAdamsinUSA) January 12, 2023
He seems kinda fragile for an alpha.
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Mock Paper Scissors 
Soooo… I was wrong when I took this as brilliant satire?
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There are 27 bones in the human hand.
Mr. Incel here has 28, every lonely night.
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When you decide to start your boycott by buying the product and stamping on it.
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Yeah, you know, like buying Keurigs, Nikes, and YETI coolers, and then destroying them to “pwn the libs.” I’m sure Mars Inc. will be reeling just like those other companies were. 🙄
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Yeah but is he a real Murkin?
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No more Mars. You getting this,Elon?
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Took me a minute.
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Eating ‘male’ M&M’s isn’t gay at all, right Mr. ‘Alpha’ male?
(and your periodic reminder that the entire “alpha male” bullshit is derived from a single deeply flawed study of unrelated wolves in captivity.
Actual wolf packs DO NOT work that way. Nor do human ‘packs’.
Also some research suggests that the wolves-that-became-dogs altered human group dynamics to make the humans behave in more wolf-like fashion; basically they taught US how to live as a pack, so that they had a place to fit in…)
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Damn, that just made me want go out and buy some M&Ms. I’m not even going tp lift up their shells to check gender. I am completely buy when it comes to M&Ms.
Also, FREE CANDY? I didn’t even know she’s been arrested.
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😂
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So, Tucker borrowed Gaetz’s van?
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Back in 1993, all of us in the office where I worked concurred that M&Ms would be the food to be caught on a desert island with only one food. Interestingly, yesterday I bought a share-sized back that includes plain, peanut, & peanut butter M&Ms.
That’s all I’ve got for this. Sheesh!
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Aargh-a share sized pack.
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I ordered groceries delivered last week, and they accidentally included a large ($8) bag of peanut butter M & Ms that I didn’t order. They gave me a refund but let me keep the candy. They were surprisingly good, I think partially because the shell was lighter.
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Agreed! I’d not tried them before, either. I keep wondering what Tucker would call the body type on a PB M&M.
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I thought that was a parody.
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I don’t get being so invested in a stupid commercial. Or a candy, for that matter. It’s so meaningless. Unless he’s getting paid by Mars, Inc. Then it makes sense.
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Oh, goodie. The fauxtrage if the day is back.
Still, it doesn’t top the tan suit.
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my only take away is that’s an example of an ‘alpha male’? i’ll pass.
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I don’t think Nick Adams (Hemingway character) needs any more candy.
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