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Gym Jordan —the three monkeys rolled into one when he was a coach— sees crimes everywhere now as the chair of the House Judiciary Committee. Jordan has decided to look into the documents that President Handsome Joe Biden willingly turned over to the DOJ once his team had found them:
EXCLUSIVE: Jim Jordan’s first investigation as chairman of the House Judiciary Committee will examine President Biden’s “mishandling” of classified documents and the Justice Department’s investigation.
The investigation led by Jordan, R-Ohio, comes one day after Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to examine the matter, former U.S. attorney Robert Hur. The Justice Department escalated it to a special counsel investigation from a mere review Thursday after a second stash of classified documents was found inside the garage of Biden’s Wilmington, Delaware, home. The first documents were found inside the Washington, D.C., offices of the Penn Biden Center think tank.
And now, for a little assuming facts not in evidence (Emphasis mine):
“We are conducting oversight of the Justice Department’s actions with respect to former Vice President Biden’s mishandling of classified documents, including the apparently unauthorized possession of classified material at a Washington, D.C., private office and in the garage of his Wilmington, Delaware, residence,” Jordan and Rep. Mike Johnson, R-La., wrote in a letter sent Friday to Garland.
It is Fox News, how could you tell?
Back to the assumptioning (is too a vurb)
“It is unclear when the Department first came to learn about the existence of these documents, and whether it actively concealed this information from the public on the eve of the 2022 elections,” Jordan wrote. “It is also unclear what interactions, if any, the Department had with President Biden or his representatives about his mishandling of classified material. The Department’s actions here appear to depart from how it acted in similar circumstances.”
I think what ol’ Gym is trying to say is that the DOJ could have But Her EMAILS’ed Biden and didn’t!!1! and what’s up with that?
The House Intelligence Committee (and there’s an oxymoron if ever I saw one) Chairman Michael R. Turner —who dismissed Hair Füror’s hoarding of classified documents as a bookkeeping issue —now demands “a full and thorough review” of Biden’s conduct:
It’s going to be a very, very long two years, innit?
They will surely fill the airwaves with copious amounts of bull excrement over these “revelations” but as I remember he isn’t chargeable since being President. No matter, they will long speak of his errors now. Notice though that Hunter’s laptop has left the top ten for now? We just need to keep throwing juicy snippets to the press and they will be all over the map like cats at a cricket convention. Not unlike today’s GQP.