News That Will Drive You To Drink

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(Photo By Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)

He’s ready for his close-up:

Rep. Matt Gaetz on Tuesday said he wants wants C-SPAN cameras back on the House floor, days after they captured the chaotic speaker vote and the internal GOP drama that came with it…

Rep. Mike Rogers (R-AL) restrained by the snout from punching Matt Gaetz, live on C-Span

“I’ve received a lot of feedback from constituents about how interesting it was, and that you were able to see in real time how our government is functioning, what alliances are being created, what discussions are being had, what animated moments drive the action,” Gaetz said, adding that the cameras were “humanizing.”

“And the girls in Fashion Club said I was dreamy,” he didn’t add, twitching.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Sorry, Rapey McForehead, but underage girls generally don’t watch C-SPAN, so they aren’t going to be able to swoon over your macho manliness. 🤮

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    Wait, the Fashion Club? Is that a Daria reference I see there?

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    • tengrain says:

      It was indeed.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Martin Pollard says:

        You are hereby awarded 10,000 quatloos for the Daria reference. God, I miss that show. Hard to believe that a show that intelligent came from such a banal show as Beavis and Butt-Head. (The spinoff, Jodie, centering around Daria’s friend Jodie Landon as a young adult, is supposed to be in the works for Comedy Central, but I haven’t heard a thing about its progress.)

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  3. Both Daria AND Beavis & Butthead may be found on Pluto Channel with your ROKU device. I just watched the episode in which the lads put Mr. Anderson’s riding lawnmower into a swimming pool full of wet cement!

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    It sounds like they’re planning more performance art and want it professionally documented. Always suspect MAGA motives.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    Since we are planning on the next two years being a waste of legislation, why don’t we go for some entertainment from congress instead? I propose a weekly cage match. Personally, I’d go with a fight to the death but just a general mash-down would be sufficient. I’d love to see those rolly-polly boys bashing each other. Better than watching them bitch I think.
    w3ski

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