Messieurs Santos at Merde-a-Lardo
You know, if you were hiding from the law, running for Congress is really stupid:
A spokesperson for the Rio de Janeiro prosecutors office told The New York Times that authorities will be reviving a 2008 fraud case, which they dropped more than a decade ago after failing to locate him.
Now that Santos’ whereabouts are known, they are set to contact the US Justice Department and seek his formal response to allegations, the outlet reported.
The Times, citing court records, said that the fraud case stems from a visit Santos made to a clothing store in Niterói, a city outside of Rio de Janeiro, where he allegedly paid for $700 of goods using a stolen checkbook, using a fake name.
Fancy that. Santos used a fake name. Simpler, more innocent times, I guess.
Mock Paper Scissors 
That is a staggering, truly world-class self-own, and the shit-coated cherry on top of the shit sundae he has created for himself with his gargantuan ego.
And Andrew Tate lost the title after only holding it for a week! All he has now is second place, a set of steak knives and [checks notes] a long prison term in Romanian Greybar Hotel to look forward to.
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There’s not enough stupid in the universe to explain this guy. He just keeps getting in deeper and deeper. I’m hoping the Rio de Janeiro prosecutors will take him off our hands…
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SCENE
Santo’s Dealership
GEORGE SANTOS
Well, he never done this before,
but seein’ as it’s special
circumstances and all, he says I
can knock one hunnert off that
TruCoat.
CUSTOMER
One hundred! You lied to me, Mr.
Santos. You’re a bald-faced
liar!
CUSTOMER
… A fucking liar –
WIFE
Bucky, please!
GEORGE SANTOS
One hunnert’s the best we can
do here.
CUSTOMER
Oh, for Christ’s sake, where’s my
goddamn checkbook. Let’s get this
over with.
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With spoofs like this, you’ll go far.
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It will be passed of as a youthful indiscretion. “He’s one of us now, he’s entered the big leagues of kleptocracy”, said new house leader (insert name here).
Magic money will appear from, well, who knows, and this tiny problem will disappear. Same as it ever was.
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Behold. The face of todays republican party.
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Weird. I see two…
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Glad we could help, President Lula DaSilva.
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I’m starting to doubt that “Santos” is real.
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