“[The rise of socialism is why] nobody works, nobody gives a damn,” [Home Depot’s cofounder] Bernie Marcus said in an interview with the Financial Times Thursday. “‘Just give it to me. Send me money. I don’t want to work — I’m too lazy, I’m too fat, I’m too stupid.'”
In related news, US Employment is at a record high.
What ol’ Bernie really means that he cannot find workers willing to be exploited like the olden days. He’s gonna hate the 13th Amendment.