And now, from Merde-a-Lardo, a shriek only bats and certain dogs can hear (emphasis mine):
Donald Trump invited the media for a moment he called “media availability” at Mar-a-Lago ahead of the country club’s annual New Year’s Eve celebration. When the time came, however, Trump spoke for fewer than five minutes and not one of the cable news stations covered it, including allies like Newsmax and Fox.
I saw reports that Jar-Jar Vanka ghosted him, and unbelievably, Junior Mints and his emotional support cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle were no-shows. So it was just Fat Nixon and Twizzler and Mme. Twizzler. No report mentions Mel, Barron, or Tiff (“who?”).
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis)