We Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Rudderless Republicans

Ready… Aim… Fire!

The Hill (yes, I know) has a piece up on how the Rudderless Republicans are fighting amongst themselves, and it is glorious:

The Republican Party, which entered 2022 with ambitions of recapturing both chambers of Congress and using discontent with President Biden to mount a strong case for retaking the White House in 2024, is entering 2023 in a state of uncertainty across the board.

And it goes on to list all the usual suspects: Hair Füror, Rona ROMNEY McDaniel, and K-Mac (who is really bad at his job) as floundering.

“The Republican-on-Republican attacks aren’t helping the party reset after the midterms,” said Dan Eberhart, a GOP donor and fundraiser. “We just look weak. But it’s a process we may have to endure to come back as a reinvigorated party for the 2024 contest.”


Conservatives remain optimistic the party will work out its issues and provide a credible alternative to the Biden administration by 2024. But there are problems to sort out in the new year.

“It’s more a prolonged transition than disarray,” said Eberhart, the GOP fundraiser who is also CEO of Canary, LLC.

🎶  Tomato-Tomato, Potato-Potato… 🎵

“But at the end of the day, Republicans must show voters they can govern. If they can’t, Republicans will have more disappointing election cycles like this one,” he added.

Be prepared for many, many more disappointments, son. Pwn the Libs is not governance.

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3 Responses to We Love It When A Plan Comes Together

  1. roket says:

    I’m wondering if they have ever considered trying out that governance thang. My way or the highway doesn’t appear to be working so well for them.

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  2. gruaud says:

    I suppose the GOP went from ‘governance’ to ‘grievance’ after they bowed down to the poisonous viper that was Joseph McCarthy. If Eisenhower had nipped that in the bud, the party might have course-corrected instead of going off the rails.

    But he didn’t (even though Ike despised Tailgunner Joe) and here we are.

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  3. artahzen says:

    If they had a plan to govern instead of burn down with lies, they wouldn’t be Rethugs. By definition, rethugs can not govern and can only “shout from the bow “Your days are numbered!”


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