Our Failed Social Media, Part Infinity

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Ayn Rand’s #1 fanboi and greasy gay gazillionaire Libertarian Peter Thiel, is having a hard time launching his conservative dating app (and we’re not making this up) The Right Stuff. It seems that maybe they designed it too well:

The app, cofounded by former Trump administration official John McEntee, continues to face an onslaught of negative reviews and criticism from its target demographic: young conservatives. Its intense verification process—intended to foster a sense of exclusivity and weed out potential trolls—has made it inoperable for many users.

Uh, guys? Trolls is your market.

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10 Responses to Our Failed Social Media, Part Infinity

  1. roket says:

    No dick pics or nudies makes Jack a dull boy. Also boring.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Another brazzillianaire who understands nothing about dating…

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  3. Trolls is your market
    More to the point, undateable trolls. Not a particularly good demographic for a dating site. Maybe add a section for prisoners, or lighthouse tenders.

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    • osirisopto says:

      I don’t know. There’s whole army of Russian “brides” happy to keep the yahoos, whackos and creeps forking over their monthly subscription.

      It’ll be like a gym membership. A 30% discount if you sign a two year contract that you’ll never use.

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  4. Hey, trolls may be their main market, but the incels are a sizable chunk, too. And every maniac one of ’em is a 2 who thinks they’re a 10, and this think they all deserve a supermodel, nothing less.

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  5. gruaud says:

    Haiku

    Libertarian
    Theil, stares into the abyss
    The abyss stares back

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  6. Also, too: “As you might anticipate, the app has drawn immediate, and controversial attention, for a variety of reasons. Firstly, and importantly, there appears to be an absence of female-users. Problematic, given the app only caters for an heterosexual audience.” Um, I think I see a problem there.
    https://theconversation.com/the-right-stuff-the-new-conservative-dating-app-which-has-unsurprisingly-failed-to-attract-women-192012

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  7. Redhand says:

    cofounded by former Trump administration official John McEntee

    Why am I not surprised? Also, ETTD.

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  8. artahzen says:

    Why do I think that all those “conservative women” shown are not really interested in this site? Maybe because they all look and sound like animated plastic. They sound like liars being paid to lie. And if they were interested in toxic male aggression, why aren’t they available on the site? At least 5 incels could get turned down, AGAIN.

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