2024 Goat Rodeo Entry Rumor Was a Prank

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

The groundswell to elect ambulatory Termite Buffet Mike Pence —a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room— turns out to be a prank:

WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Mike Pence did not file to run for president for 2024 on Monday after hoax screenshots of a Federal Election Commission posting began circulating online, according to his spokesperson.

“Former Vice President Mike Pence did not file to run for President today,” Devin O’Malley, Pence’s spokesperson, wrote on Twitter.

The screenshot of the FEC filing, which appears to be fake, was filed under “Mike Richard Pence” and included a post office box address from Anderson, Ind. Pence’s full first name is “Michael.” The address has been used previously by Pence in past filings.

“I didn’t do it,” said a termite, wiping some drool from its chin. “Anderson, Indiana, you say?,” the termite added as it booked a flight.

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17 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Entry Rumor Was a Prank

  1. Honestly, when he does actually file…it’ll be just as useless.

    Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. The J6 coup-ers were NOT shouting “Hail Mike Pence!”, and the gallows was not erected in order to play a few celebratory games of ‘hangman’ after the successful coup.

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  2. roket says:

    Sources tell me that TFG breathed a sigh of relief after he got the update. Also FLY was heard saying “That was a close call.”

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  3. Elizabeth Guise says:

    I keep trying to like comments but it won’t take.
    Something I said?

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  4. Mike fly don’t bother me
    Mike fly don’t bother me
    Mike fly don’t bother me
    For you belong to Mother
    you feel
    you feel
    you feel like you have a chance
    (but you dont)

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