(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
The groundswell to elect ambulatory Termite Buffet Mike Pence —a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room— turns out to be a prank:
WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Mike Pence did not file to run for president for 2024 on Monday after hoax screenshots of a Federal Election Commission posting began circulating online, according to his spokesperson.
“Former Vice President Mike Pence did not file to run for President today,” Devin O’Malley, Pence’s spokesperson, wrote on Twitter.
The screenshot of the FEC filing, which appears to be fake, was filed under “Mike Richard Pence” and included a post office box address from Anderson, Ind. Pence’s full first name is “Michael.” The address has been used previously by Pence in past filings.
“I didn’t do it,” said a termite, wiping some drool from its chin. “Anderson, Indiana, you say?,” the termite added as it booked a flight.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Honestly, when he does actually file…it’ll be just as useless.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. The J6 coup-ers were NOT shouting “Hail Mike Pence!”, and the gallows was not erected in order to play a few celebratory games of ‘hangman’ after the successful coup.
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That’s because the cult base wants a strongman, not a soggy loaf of white bread.
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And yet, they still elected that wad of unproofed dough and food coloring.
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Sources tell me that TFG breathed a sigh of relief after he got the update. Also FLY was heard saying “That was a close call.”
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I keep trying to like comments but it won’t take.
Something I said?
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Are you clicking on the star? Sometimes, that’s the only way I can like a comment.
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When I click on the star a pop-up window appears & wants me to join WordPress. I don’t know why I would want to.
It may be my computer. It’s old. So am I.
Thanks for the response.
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I have WordPress bona fides so I never got that. Sorry, don’t know how to fix it.
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It’s okay. I can still comment.
Thanks.
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I have to log into wordpress, then reload the page before clicking like works.
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Annoyingly, when I comment using my iPhone or iPad, it wants me to log into WordPress, then when when I do, it says “Whoops looks like you just posted a duplicate comment!”
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You can click on the thumb’s-up without joining WordPress. That’s what I do. Of course, then you are an anonymous thumb’s-upper.
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Elizabeth –
I cannot “star” a comment from outside the “dashboard” too, and I own this joint.
Hrrrrmph!,
TG
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Thanks. I’m too old & cranky to start fooling around with stuff I don’t understand.
Really enjoy this site.
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I actually joined WordPress, since then all the many issues I had with posting comments went away…
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Mike fly don’t bother me
Mike fly don’t bother me
Mike fly don’t bother me
For you belong to Mother
you feel
you feel
you feel like you have a chance
(but you dont)
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