The Callista Gingrich Ornament (ALLEGED) is NOT available at Hallmark stores (I’m told).
Here at MPS World HQ, we’re (lap)dancing like, uh, ol’ Sugarplum here! Anyway, we have a special cornucopia of merry MAYHEM lined up for tomorrow, so don’t miss it! I’m not sure we can keep this going until NYEve, but you never know!
Send your demented, tacky, tasteless, and otherwise DOOMED holiday decorations to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com!