Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

H/T Scissorhead Osirisopto

The Callista Gingrich Ornament (ALLEGED) is NOT available at Hallmark stores (I’m told).

Here at MPS World HQ, we’re (lap)dancing like, uh, ol’ Sugarplum here! Anyway, we have a special cornucopia of merry MAYHEM lined up for tomorrow, so don’t miss it! I’m not sure we can keep this going until NYEve, but you never know!

Send your demented, tacky, tasteless, and otherwise DOOMED holiday decorations to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com!

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5 Responses to Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

  1. Another Kiwi says:

    Merry Christmas to Mr Tengrain and all the scissorheads. You all help to keep the lights on!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. osirisopto says:

    I’ve got an idea. Let’s all get drunk and dance around a campfire naked.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Jimmy T says:

    stole this from ten Bears place, seems apropos…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Carol Decker says:

    I thought from the pose it was Melania,

    Liked by 1 person

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