Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

Posted on December 24, 2022 by tengrain

H/T Scissorhead Osirisopto

The Callista Gingrich Ornament (ALLEGED) is NOT available at Hallmark stores (I’m told).

Here at MPS World HQ, we’re (lap)dancing like, uh, ol’ Sugarplum here! Anyway, we have a special cornucopia of merry MAYHEM lined up for tomorrow, so don’t miss it! I’m not sure we can keep this going until NYEve, but you never know!

Send your demented, tacky, tasteless, and otherwise DOOMED holiday decorations to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com!

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5 Responses to Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

  1. Another Kiwi says:
    December 24, 2022 at 5:34 pm

    Merry Christmas to Mr Tengrain and all the scissorheads. You all help to keep the lights on!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. osirisopto says:
    December 24, 2022 at 8:13 pm

    I’ve got an idea. Let’s all get drunk and dance around a campfire naked.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Jimmy T says:
    December 24, 2022 at 10:04 pm

    stole this from ten Bears place, seems apropos…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Carol Decker says:
    December 25, 2022 at 3:16 am

    I thought from the pose it was Melania,

    Liked by 1 person

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