H/T Scissorhead Purplehead
MPS’ heartwarming holiday of HORROR is living up to it’s name. I cannot imagine to whom this appeals, but life is a banquet.
Send your DOOM-filled, tacky, tasteless pixels of TERROR to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com, and I dare you, I double-dog dare you to find something tackier than this.
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That one belongs in the golden shower department. Just saying…
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I am minded of the threat of ”I’m. gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck” that all the tough guys in the movies say…
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Dingleberries Dingleberries dangle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rinse
With a nice warm water bidet, Hey!
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I think it’s funny. Would I do it, no, but it’s still funny.
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Sit on my face and I’ll tell you how much you weigh, or words to that effect by Robert Duvall.
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Reminds me of “Waitret, Please Waitret” by The Kinkster.
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I LIKE this !! Yea, yea, I know.
Next, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Mothers’ Day, Fathers’ Day,
Independence Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving.
Ah, come on !! Have some fun !!!
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