The elf on the shelf is REALLY GLAD TO SEE YOU!
The MPS merry month of MAYHEM and heartwarming holidays of HORROR are rapidly coming to a climax! Oh, wait.
Anyway, our quest for tacky, tasteless, terrible holiday decorations, sweaters, cards, and elves continues! Send your worst (and by that I mean your best) to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Last one in is a snitch in a ditch!