The Stockings Were Hung – Happy Holidays From MPS

Attaboy, Chris!

The MPS’ heartwarming holiday of HORROR has just hit sexxxytime, and so our Merry Month of MAYHEM is totally proceeding on schedule!

There’s still time for xxx-mas antics, so send on your tackiest, poorest-taste Christmas fashion, decoration, signage, or whatever tickles your chimney to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Don’t be the last Scissorhead in the ‘hood!

(H/T Memewhore via Scissorhead Bluegal)

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2 Responses to The Stockings Were Hung – Happy Holidays From MPS

  1. MDavis says:

    That’s not Biblical.

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  2. gruaud says:

    Chris is risen
    with dough-like precision

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