2024 Goat Rodeo Mystery: Is TFG Actually Running?

H/T Scissorhead D-Cap

The question before us, Scissorheads, is: Is Hair Füror actually running?

We know that Lord Damp Nut has not hired any of the minimal staff you would need to compete in the 2024 Goat Rodeo, and other than announce his candidacy and have a much-publicized dinner with Nazis, his only other “event” seems to be his $4M Amero-earning trading card grift.

So what gives?

  • Is this a “campaign” or just another grift to get the rubes to keep sending him money?
  • Is he running for something or AWAY from something (like his eventual date with the DOJ)?
  • Why are there no ego-stroking Burn-the-Reichstag rallies?
  • Who has he attacked to keep himself in the news?

At this very moment I don’t think he’s running, and I’m not even sure this is performance art. He seems out of juice, low energy.

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14 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Mystery: Is TFG Actually Running?

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Someone elsewhere speculated that this sham of a “presidential run” is merely TFG going through the motions because he thinks it’ll protect him from the DOJ. He might not be entirely wrong, because even with the bulldog Jack Smith nipping at his heels, the DOJ has given every indication of being decidedly wimpy when it comes to charging TFG with, well, anything (following the lead of Milquetoast Garland?).

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  2. Not sure. Once he announced, different FEC rules kick in wrt donations and spending…but I don’t know if simply ‘announcing’ run is the same a filing to run, which is the step to trigger the different FEC rules.

    Has his campaign actually officially filed a 2024 campaign yet? If not, he gets to spend whatever he’s raked in on whatever he pleases.

    maybe he’s running just like he mentally declassified everything he stole

    “I can do it just by thinking it, you know! When you’re famous, they let you do that!”

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    • w3ski4me says:

      I agree. It has to be profit motivated. There are questions about who gets what money and who pays his legal bills. Follow the dollars and you always find the head grifter.


  3. He’s ain’t a cunning runt. Only the latter.
    As said, staff is missing and the poll numbers are all wrong for anything but a grift -and even that is all wrong.
    -a mere 4.5 million (capped!) for the slapdash silly trading cards, even that reeks all wrong (unless it was allowed to pay off a debt or a bet).
    No, I think old and winded D-bag is just in it for the self glory now.

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    I’m just gonna drop this off. It’s his list of accomplishments…

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    • MDavis says:

      I object to the Two ex-wives and Sexual assault allegations items on the list.
      While they speak to character, they are not technically part of his administration – although the assault allegations did come up in the campaign.
      And look – that still leave 14 items on this list, including 8 “first EVER” items.
      Lets not be greedy.
      And if we are going to be greedy, go ahead and add the number of convictions, arrests, and assault committed by his staff during his administration. Looks real productive next to the Obama administration, doesn’t it?

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      • I think they’re warranted inclusions. It’s speaking of the rancid person in position, not the term the rancid person held.


      • MDavis says:

        I willingly concede this point.
        However… this opens up the field for a really long list.
        Contractors stiffed.
        Lawyers quitting because his case stinks to badly.
        Questionable real estate deals.
        Court cases lost in spite of attempts to wear down the injured parties (more injuries)
        Allegedly bullying his way into a cameo Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
        Bitterly complaining about that cameo being cut from a Canadian airing of this movie last year (due to time they said, but it’s just a Witch Hunt!!!)
        NDAs for years, including as part of a divorce settlement.

        I could go on.

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      • MDavis says:

        (always proof read)
        & stinks too badly


    • Mike B. says:

      I don’t think he was the first elected with foreign help. I think the Nixon campaign convinced South Vietnam not to allow any progress towards a peace deal before the 1968 election, and the Reagan campaign convinced Iran not to release the hostages before the 1980 election. There are probably others I don’t remember or don’t know about.

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      • This.

        Nixon sabotaged the Peace Talks, then kept the war going for 5 more years, including blatantly illegal actions in Cambodia (which more-or-less lead directly to the horrifying Cambodian genocide under Pol Pot).

        He ran a gang of criminals in his office to get dirt on his political opponents, maintained an official enemies list whom he directed the DOJ and IRS to prosecute, and when faced with a special prosecutor to investigate his crimes ordered the Attorney General to fire him, which one eventually did (and served prison time for his troubles.)

        He remains the all-time Champeen of corruption in office, at least in terms of harm to the Nation.

        TFG wishes he could be as corrupt as Tricky Dick.

        “If the President does it, then it’s not illegal”

        Our only saving grace as a nation was that the Republican Party itself was not as completely in thrall to a cult of personality, and not so invested in party over country that the leadership went to him and convinced him to resign, in the face of certain impeachment, and in the case of the criminals in his administration they were actually held accountable, tried, convicted and sent to prison.

        (His cynical welcoming of the racist white supremacist Wallace Democrats into the Republican party started a direct line from Strom Thurmond’s 1948 run as a Jim Crow Dixiecrat and Goldwater’s ‘conservative’ power base in the rump confederacy in 1964 through Reagan’ “Young bucks eating t-bones”, Newt Gingrich’s “Contract on America” and the persecution of Bill Clinton to the modern GOP who will happily burn down the country and the world economy if it means they’ll get more power.)

        Where TFG has excelled is enriching himself as a primary aim of his administration, and outdoing even the Harding administration by packing his administration with equally corrupt self-dealers.

        And no one is being held to account for their crimes.


      • MDavis says:

        I believe you could refer to this as “standing on the shoulders of orcs”.


  5. w3ski4me says:

    I love that photo of Dunaldo. It makes him look like drier lint.


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