His teaser announcement yesterday is revealed today, and for $99 you too can be taken in on the NFT scam.
No links for obvious reasons. But it is real.
UPDATE 1: Found a way to show you guys:
UPDATE 2: Scissorhead M Davis passes this along:
(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)
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Mock Paper Scissors 
NFTs!?! Gotta admire that. There’s nothing like striking while the iron is hot. Oh wait, I’ve been handed a note. The iron is no longer hot. It has, in fact, already turned into a pile of rust.
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Man I hate it when I hit return at the wrong moment
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Will he take three Bored Apes in exchange?
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Weiss, Taibbi and Spleenwald..?
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Hasn’t made the definitive list yet: https://web3isgoinggreat.com/
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Wow, I am so underwhelmed by this latest grift. On the other hand, this can’t help his campaign any, so let him roll on with it. I knew he is a nitwit, but digital trading cards? He has regressed to below a spoiled toddler now, will he continue regressing to a crying baby in a crib? We can only hope.
w3ski
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Reminds me of the Iraq War Most Wanted Playing Cards, from back in the day. And lookee, here, you can get this deck for only $6.99, plus shipping, plus tax! Strangely not strangely, the only Most Wanted on these cards were Iraqi, not USAian. The USAian people are still at large, and just will not cork off (Kissinger, Cheney, e.g.)
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Now that is some elite-level nincompoopery.
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Extremely well-built Superhero? Cowboy?
I’m sensing a “theme” here.
Is he also dressed up as an indian, cop, and construction worker?
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🤣🤣🤣
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He’s back to hawking Trump Steaks, except this time the “meat” is his own rotting carcass tarted up as Superman. Gah, what a whore!
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Beyond cringe, but he lacks the self awareness to feel any embarrassment from public humiliation.
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The Aliens will be here any minutes, thousands upon thousands, hundreds of thousands, of cavernous spacecraft, vast slaughter-houses piloted by ravenous vaguely reptilian creatures, replete with horns and folked tail, intent not as benevolent overseers of the demise of this world and our current iteration in human evolution and our children’s evolution onto the next iteration of humanity but as ravenous reptilian creatures… you know, hungry lizards.
The lizard people are already here, opening the gates.
We did, afterall, invite them to “Come Eat!”
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I thought they were supposed to come bearing a Book.
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Just ran into the perfect line (not mine, alas, Austin Storms @stormsaudio on the birdy thing. Hey can we now call it the Blue Jerk site?):
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No, I was wrong…THIS is the perfect tweet:
[Nelson Laugh “AAH-HA!”]
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Melania already tried this. I believe she wound up bidding on her own NFT.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/melania-trump-is-selling-digital-art-of-donald-in-office-in-the-potus-trump-nft-collection
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On another note, he managed to get some use out of one of Melania’s Christmas decoration attempt. Put a santa hat on the tfg dummy and … Christmas!
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