Theocrats Demand To Know What Happened To Forced Birth Baby Boom

Your Rapist’s Baby?

The theocrats are demanding punishment:

Nearly six months since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, triggering abortion bans in more than a dozen states, many antiabortion advocates fear that the growing availability of illegal abortion pills has undercut their landmark victory. Now they are grasping for new ways to crack down on those breaking the law.

“But we wanted forced births. Why are there not forced births?

Antiabortion advocates had hoped the June decision would significantly decrease the number of abortions in the United States. But abortion rights activists have ramped up efforts to funnel abortion pills — a two-step regimen of mifepristone and misoprostol that is widely regarded as safe — into states with strict new bans, working with rapidly expanding international suppliers as well as U.S.-based distributors to meet demand.

So what are they doing about it?

The largest antiabortion organization in Texas has created a team of advocates assigned to investigate citizens who might be distributing abortion pills illegally.

Students for Life of America, a leading national antiabortion group, is making plans to systematically test the water Erin Brockovich-style in several large U.S. cities, searching for contaminants they say result from medication abortion.

And Republican lawmakers in Texas are preparing to introduce legislation that would require internet providers to block abortion pill websites in the same way they can censor child pornography.

And so the punishment will continue until there is a forced-birth baby boom:

Now many conservatives are complaining that the abortion bans are not being sufficiently enforced, even though much of the illegal activity is happening in plain sight, as abortion rights advocates seek to reach women in need. Leaders interviewed on both sides of the debate had not heard of any examples of people charged for violating abortion bans since Roe fell, a crime punishable by at least several years in prison across much of the South and Midwest.

And suddenly, a Golden Schlafly appears:

“Everyone who is trafficking these pills should be in jail for trafficking,” said Marjorie Dannenfelser, the president of Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America, who has started to speak with Republican governors about the prevalence of illegal abortion pill networks. “It hasn’t happened, but that doesn’t mean it won’t.”

One would think that the Xristian Xrazies —who are so good at turning a blind eye to kiddie diddling from their own priests and pastors— would be happy for the culture war win on overturning Roe, but no. For millennia the theocrats have blamed Eve for the fall of man from the Garden of Eden, and they want a pelt to tack to the barn door during rutting season.

You will have your rapist’s baby, ladies. Marjorie Dannenfelser will not be appeased.

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6 Responses to Theocrats Demand To Know What Happened To Forced Birth Baby Boom

  1. “Pandemic precautions are tyranny!!! FREEEDUM!!! No Vax Mandates My Body My Choice!!”


    “We must use all surveillance means available to find all the sluts people taking abortion pills!!!”

    Frank Wilhoit: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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  2. Redhand says:

    They won’t be happy unless they get a full-blown theocracy in place.

    God damn them.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    They’re genuinely surprised to learn that there aren’t 3 million abortions daily.

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  4. roket says:

    While they’re at it, they should consider adding a line to any legislation that makes sure illegally obtained boner pills must be the real thing and not counterfeit.

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