Oh! Tannenbaum! —Season Greetings From MPS

H/T Scissorhead John

Say, wasn’t Rep. 3-Toes looking for one of these at Target or sumpin’?

MPS’ heartwarming holiday of HORROR celebrations are speeding to Serenity, if you get my drift…

Don’t be left out of the fa-la-la-la lap dance of DOOM! Send your ugly sweater, tacky decoration, mangy manger scene, Festivus pole to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Don’t be the last Scissorhead on your street to join in the merry mayhem!

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8 Responses to Oh! Tannenbaum! —Season Greetings From MPS

  1. welp, that’s Godzilla’s gift sorted….

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  2. ming says:

    The image on the structure to the left is what makes it art.

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  3. laura says:

    Insert George Takei “Oh My” gif here.

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  4. CalicoJack says:

    File it under missed opportunities: Shouldn’t that be “Oh, TannenBUM”?

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  5. MDavis says:

    Speaking of giant assholes – anyone catch this card from the video?

    I can’t figure out how to screen capture and then post – so just forward to 1:46 and hold. And someone should capture that thing -it’s like a double dose of Christmas awful. Who says there is no war on Christmas?

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