H/T Scissorhead John
Say, wasn’t Rep. 3-Toes looking for one of these at Target or sumpin’?
MPS’ heartwarming holiday of HORROR celebrations are speeding to Serenity, if you get my drift…
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welp, that’s Godzilla’s gift sorted….
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I was just thinking it just the right size for the giant asshole that is Margie 3 Toes
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Oh, the humanity.
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Margie did some Christmas shopping while she was in New York. You need a prescription for those items in Georgia.
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The image on the structure to the left is what makes it art.
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Insert George Takei “Oh My” gif here.
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File it under missed opportunities: Shouldn’t that be “Oh, TannenBUM”?
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Speaking of giant assholes – anyone catch this card from the video?
I can’t figure out how to screen capture and then post – so just forward to 1:46 and hold. And someone should capture that thing -it’s like a double dose of Christmas awful. Who says there is no war on Christmas?
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