2024 Stealth Goat Enters Rodeo

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Ambulatory termite buffet Mike Pence is paying a visit to the early voting state of New Hampshire. The termites in the Granite State are already salivating:

Pence, who’s long been a champion for social conservative voters, will hold a book signing in Manchester, New Hampshire, with Cornerstone, a non-profit Christian advocacy organization in the Granite State. And he’ll take part in a second book signing at the Wentworth by the Sea hotel in New Castle with the New Hampshire Federation of Republican Women…

…Pence has been making moves, such as building relationships in the early voting presidential primary and caucus states that usually precede the launch of an actual White House campaign.

Those moves include promoting his new memoir, which debuted earlier this month at No. 2 on The New York Times bestseller list, and an accompanying media tour in which he took part in over 40 interviews in the first week of the book’s release. The former vice president’s media tour, which included four separate interviews with Fox News, kicked off with a sit-down with ABC World News Tonight, which helped boost the nightly network newscast to its most watched telecast in eight months.

Of course, it could just be a coinkydink (and I am the Czar of all the Russias) and he’s really there to sell his moribund bio. [Wingnut Welfare is responsible for his early #2, and by that I mean on the NYT best seller list, you filthy gutter-mouthed Heathers].

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1 Response to 2024 Stealth Goat Enters Rodeo

  1. So Iowa and New Hampshire are gonna be just GQP primaries this time?

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